Jim White

Jim White
Phil Gartside

How to kill English football in one move

Fri Nov 06 09:37AM

Had he been around the American Midwest in the pioneering days of the nineteenth century, Bolton's chairman Phil Gartside would have no doubt appointed himself commander of any wagon trains heading towards the Californian gold rush. At the first hint of a problem - a wheel nut working loose, a horse going lame, a…More

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