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ps I see Martell's still putting on a plate for you­ LOLOL

Isn't that what I said ARAB?

Anyway, let me­ explain to you that a league is like a ranking system,­ the more wins draws and goals for and less defeats and­ goals against give you a ranking position to compare­ your team against the other teams in that ranking­ system.
If you finish first in that ranking syatem it­ means you are the best team second menas you are the­ next best team and so on................... you­ following this??
so to recap in the last decade you­ have finished top six tice bottom six a lot more and of­ course relegated.
To sum up, United really are @#$%,­ consistently bad performers, consistently the third­ highest paid players in the SPL and still @#$%.
The­ highest average League attendance at Tannadice was­ 12,830 in '89 our highest is 24,200 so­ statistically nearly double. so once again using the­ ranking system described above and modifying it for­ this set of figures and you'll find Dons #1 Scumdee­ Ushited #2
I could go on all day and the same result­ comes up............

Please phone me arab, I want to lay you and poke yer­ bum

My phone hasnt rung yet arab. I would love a chat.­ still waiting 07949487259. If you are too shy to talk I­ will accept text messages but not withheld numbers­ cocker XX

Charlie Adam knew exactly when to get out.

remember the 2-0 humping on Saturday past? Now that was­ class. Nuff said!!!!

Remember the 3-0 humping at Tannadice last season? Now­ that was class

Remember the League Cup semi at Tynecastle last season?­ Now that was class.

Finishing above us last season was a sickener for us, I­ admit it. I was gutted. But that soon turned to pure­ joy when you got humped from the Transylvanian minnows­ Sigma Olomuc. Now that was class.

Does your history book also tell you that adderbeen­ finished bottom of the SPL in season 99/00 and only­ avoided relegation because the beaks at the SFA changed­ the rules and scrapped relegation that season allowing­ the nods to stay in the SPL by the skin of their baldy­ scrotums.

As I said Arab, recent history tells us we finished­ above you in the league last year and the year­ before.

As for the aberdeen 'hoor' business I­ dunno how your missus can afford the bus fare home­ every morning LOLOL
Maybe she cadges a lift on on of­ our fish gut trucks right into the centre of Scumdee

That's right ALLANC you ho mo. You haven't­ beaten us for quite a while have you? The prostitution­ business in adderbeen must be really bad when­ they're having to give out there numbers on the­ footie pages. I wouldn't touch you lot with a 64­ mile barge pole. Glad to see you can still thumb­ through the history books to get a sense of what a­ victory feels like. Ya filthy fish sniffers.

"Arab4everandever I love you, but I dont love the­ minky­ Dundee tots that hang around tan a lice. call me­ if you­ like. 07949487259. I dont accept withheld­ numbers by­ the way cocker"

Looks like you've­ pulled Arab. Give yer poor worn out Ma and little­ sister the night off and take him/her up on this­ offer.

ps you beat us twice last year and two draws­ and we still finished above ye, so laugh it up ye­ Dundee Mink, and keep dreaming.

since 1998 when the­ SPL was formed you've only finished in the top half­ twice, that's a disgrace.
You've won the league­ once and we took it off you and kept it the following­ season to.
every year I hear big things from Tannadice­ and every year my mate phones me and asks when it's­ cool to pop in past as he's got money for me as­ Aberdeen have finished above the Tangerine Queens­ .............again.
So get it right up ye. I can't­ smell the fish for the faint smell of success all those­ years ago still lingers, and the overpowering stink of­ your Bvllsh1t.

a camel shagger an a monkey(butt monkey?) no much­ wonder dundee is such a pit of pestilence!
the only­ good thing aboot driving through dundee is if you are­ heading in the right direction you get to somewhere far­ better in sixty four miles! and i mean northwards! no­ south to slope-head country! lol!

Arab4everandever I love you, but I dont love the minky­ Dundee tots that hang around tan a lice. call me if you­ like. 07949487259. I dont accept withheld numbers by­ the way cocker

Too right Arab. I was there as well. It was all too­ easy. I'm still hoarse from singing the whole game.

Jimmy Gomis Wonder Goal!!!

Craig Levein's Tangerine Army!!!

Aw the United rejects showed exactly why we let them go­ today. Kerr, Mulgrew and worst of all Miller are pure­ mingin. Adderbeen's best player was Maurice Ross­ and he's a Dundonian. Any comments fish sniffers?­ Mr Magoo is a joke of a manager.

Just back from Dumptoddrie. That was too easy. In your­ face aw you fish sniffers who down thumbed me­ (#1).
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