Electronics' experts Tic-Tech have released the worlds first copy machine specifically designed for recording high-grade images of office workers' bare naked #$%$.
The device comes with a bucket seat and steps for easy access for drunken employees, as well as a wheelchair ramp for naughty disabled workers and a contraption for wiping clean the scanning area.
"Christmas office parties and workers staying after hours to complete tasks will really benefit from this amazing new technology", said a spokesperson for the company.
Photocopying related accidents account for up to one third of all insurance claims each year with most involving employees having sustained glass shard wounds in their rectums and other far, far more serious injuries.
The machine can print on all sizes from A5 up to A0 - which means that everything from a babies bottom to even the fattest #$%$ can be scanned