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Lovely quote Ian - are you sure it was GBS? Whoever it was was probably talking about France and not America.
On the subject brought to the message boards - The late great Bob Hope said "The state where I come from has just made homosexuality legal - I'm getting out before they make it compulsory!"
Also another great quote from the great northern philosopher Sir Bernard Manning said on spotting a poofter about to enter the ladies toilets in his night club in Manchester: "Go through that door and the next one you will go through is the F******* hospital door!"