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You're completely absurd, you are.


Robert

They aren't even capable of speaking ONE of those on the Francenal board, although they have a basic grasp of the french language I hear.

Oldhamese? LOL I like that.

Most people here are fluent in only two languages. English and Rubbish

i do russian (badly) and Oldhamese

Minhas habilidades de linguagem são limitadas a só alguns. Eu só tenho francês, espanhol e um pouco de Portugese

pachamui vi vsegda garavite cacashka

After a large amount of bad temper in this thread I did what maybe I should have done at the start and did a youtube search on "Ronaldo dive". Amongst other things it came up with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB6Cd87s2D0&feature=related

Now, I'm not going to claim that this is 30 dives - a number of them are probably fouls and another number are merely collisions and falling-overs. But there are a fair few dives in there too with a repeated theme. The same actions happen too many times to be an accident or a coincidence.

I have a theory about it which I call my Northern Lights theory (after what happens when you lose a daemon). This is that there is a peculiar force binding the ball to Ronaldo's foot. When the ball is lost it causes him to fall over.


Robert

Once again, I condemn any player, Chelsea or any other club, who dives. Show me the video, if there is a dive, I'll condemn it. Move on.


Robert

What's this refuse to answer? I have said I condemn any player from any team who dives, several times. I have said if you show me any Chelsea player diving I'll condemn it, several times. I haven't to my knowledge refused to answer anything. On the contrary, I and several of you have kept this debate going far beyond its useful life.


Robert

You should try reading and understanding what I write before abusing me.


Robert