Oi. I'm getting fed up hearing about "Stamford Beach" on the Man U boards. Chelsea has had a beautiful pitch for at least, oooh, months now. Last year we bought a fancy new pitch tanning device that shines infra-day-glo-yellow radiation on it at night and fools the grass into thinking it's permanently summer and should grow a lot all the time. Since then our pitch has been the colour of a bowling green and soft as a baby's bottom. Even Drogba doesn't complain when he falls over now.
Old Trafford on Sunday looked absolutely horrible. As the man said above, the worst in the Prem after the JCB stadium.