Coming soon to a theater near you , its that well-loved all-time classic "Europa" , starring Boris Karloff , Bela Lugosi , Alex Ferguson , Vincent Price........all the great horror actors. Your blood will chill , you'll be unable to catch your breath as the thrills and spills of "Europa" unfold.
Though we all know the sad ending to this epic horror film isn't it still quite a treat to watch the puny humans...especially Al Feguson try to escape their inevitable doom. We all love horror flicks. Blood will spill and you will thrill. Don't miss "Europa". And for the kiddies there's roger rabbit outwitting shrek in the cartoon feature.
Just in time for the holiday season ......department stores are stocking up on the new "europa" vibrating butt plugs. Each one has been lovingly hand-carved in an exact likeness of fergie. So as you or your signifigant other insert these beauties where the sun don't shine.........just think........you'll be re-enacting what fergie's club has been doing lately. They've been flying off the shelves , buy one , buy two , buy three for your granny. Europas for Christmas , hurry , hurry , hurry.