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"The sight of an old man frantically leaving his seat and nearly pushing a colleague ...

"The sight of an old man frantically leaving his seat and nearly pushing a colleague over to get to the touchline to do a windmill impression - priceless for all other occasions"

Haha too right mate!

It's just a shame that all these Man U loving, Fergie idolising douchebags can't see the funny side of what everybody else plainly sees, that's because they're all too busy trying to get their tongue inbetween the dithering old guy's buttocks!

You are forgetting that he is a 'Knight of The Realm.'

You are forgetting that he is a 'Knight of The Realm.'

You know, when I saw a thread called "bitter and twisted", I thought it would be...

You know, when I saw a thread called "bitter and twisted", I thought it would be about the pathetic whining of the ABUs, trying to insult Fergie and United. The irony that it is just another ABU whining pathetically about Fergie and United is not, I hope, lost on you.