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We are so easy to wind up,yes thats true..still we have another major trophy on it's w...

We are so easy to wind up,yes thats true..still we have another major trophy on it's way to sofen the blow..of being wound up..& Utd fans can then LTFAO..& the small club /abu's.

Well, that's a lie, now, isn't it? Try harder. Go on, give me a stragiht answer if...

Well, that's a lie, now, isn't it? Try harder. Go on, give me a stragiht answer if you can. Please don't be a coward - stand up for your claims you racists, racists, RACISTS!

Sorry ‘Geordie Girl’ your latest piece of rubbish has been held in an ‘ABU Queue.’ Press ...

Sorry ‘Geordie Girl’ your latest piece of rubbish has been held in an ‘ABU Queue.’

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