‘A 5* post, Easy! If everyone followed the “Do unto others that which you wish others to do unto you” maxim, the world would be a better place. However, in football it would produce only score draws; the Pools would go out of business, and that would upset Al ( - : As a kid, did you read The Water Babies? (Not a girl pop group!). It is a moral fairytale. The hero, Tom, falls into a pool and meets powerful fairies called Mrs. Doasyouwouldbedoneby, Mrs. Bedonebyasyoudid, and Mother Carey.