Poor old Juande Ramos. His strikers, by his own admission, can't play together. His midfielders can't play. And his defenders can't.
There are three giveaway signs that you're a bad team. The first is when you try to sign Keith Gillespie. The second is when Keith Gillespie turns you down. The third is when more of your matches are shown by Channel Five than by Sky.
There's a fourth: when you're lying bottom of the table after six games and being outpointed by Hull, Stoke, a triangle, and Steve Bruce's nose
