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Up to the late 1700's, everybody travelled on the left side of the road because it's the sensible option for feudal, violent societies of mostly right-handed people.
Jousting knights with their lances under their right arm naturally passed on each other's right, and if you passed a stranger on the road you walked on the left to ensure that your protective sword arm was between yourself and him.
Revolutionary France, however, overturned this practice as part of its sweeping social rethink. A change was carried out all over continental Europe by Napoleon.The reason it changed under Napoleon was because he was left handed his armies had to march on the right so he could keep his sword arm between him and any opponent.
From then on, any part of the world which was at some time part of the British Empire was thus left hand and any part colonised by the French was right hand.
NICE! hello gimpy lovers, wrong again huh, glad to see nothing has changed whilst i,ve been flipping burgers whilst wearing a filthy tracksuit and a leather mask..........your fantasies grow wilder by the day, oh well, whatever makes you happy.
call the police flabby? why? fed up being bitch slapped here all the time? first you bec...
call the police flabby? why? fed up being bitch slapped here all the time?
first you become our gimp, but now you've definitely become our bitch(apologies to the female posters here)! ;-)
Sorry gimpy no can do. I am gonna haunt you every time I see you on here and I love it s...
Sorry gimpy no can do.
I am gonna haunt you every time I see you on here and I love it so never ever leave.
And if I ever find out where you live, well.....Play Misty For Me!
Oh gimpy. You really can't be funny can you! I thought you were just warming up or sav...
Oh gimpy. You really can't be funny can you! I thought you were just warming up or saving your best for a special occassion but your'e not are you! You really are ignorant. I'm so sorry. I really thought you were higher up the intellectual scale than you are.
I promise I will try and keep all jokes and put downs about you from now on all in simple words. Can't be fairer than that.
All I ask in return is that you don't stop posting on this board. I would have to find another gimp to take your place and I am not sure I would ever find one as good as you.
Morning gimpy wherever you are. Time to wipe that crusty stuff off your hands and start a ...
Morning gimpy wherever you are. Time to wipe that crusty stuff off your hands and start a new day.
What have you got planned? Beans out the tin for breakie...read of The Sun which you have dug out the bin next to the Burger King you work at....put a few nasty things in a few burgers so you and your "mates" (cos they don't like you really) can have a laugh from the kitchen as the people you despise eat them...slink back home after you shift through the dirty halls up to your grimy flat, past the dealers and crack heads and in through your paint peeling door and sanctuary! No one else can see you now. Those nasty people that look at you as if you are dog sh1te can't see you now can they.
What a day eh gimpy! Oh well the weekend starts tonight. You can go and walk round the park with your mp3 in but don't forget to walk fast and not stroll otherwise people will know you have got nowhere to go.
Just think - you have many many years of this to look forward to. Bet your glad you did well at school and passed all of your exams eh? otherwise can you imagine how sad your life would be now???
Catch you later gimpy!
lol sfer! what a picture you have painted! oh and dead right as well! morning slayer?
what a picture you have painted!
oh and dead right as well!
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