Tottenham Hotspur Message Board
Just returned from a week in the Artic Circle in search of the Northern Lights, but unfortunately they proved to be as elusive as 4th spot. But at least my absence encouraged 3 wins on the trot, so I'm thinking of going on holiday for the rest of the season providing all you spuds club together to fund it. A fiver off everybody should cover it and it's a small sacrifice to secure CL football next year. Please forward donations to B2S Holiday Fund, P.O. Box 515, St. Lucia.
I will post photos of me living it up in the sun, just to prove this is a genuine offer.
P.S. Apparently the Norwegians love cut & paste articles on their footie boards, so Veto if you're listening.................................
So is your receipt, no refunds given mind!
Trouble is Old Fan, yours is the only fiver pledged so far, so methinks I'll need to downgrade to a wet weekend in Sarfend, unless you explain to the other spuds about how uplifted you feel having given to such a noble cause.
Why would you when you can say aluminium instead.
Anyway, your spelling problem is easily solved by ditching your U.S. English spellchecker and switching to U.K. English, and whenever your American friends query your spelling you can tell them to "Fuck Right Off", that's Anglo Saxon by the way.
Glad I could be of assistance, so you can send me the fiver after all.