Birmingham City Message Board
Take two well stuffed cushions,
Cellotape them together.
Take another less filled cushion and cellotape it to the top.
Paint some hair and a cheeky smile onto the top cushion.
Cover the bottom two cushions in a royal blue shirt.
Pay it about forty grand a week.
Stand it on the halfway line for around 10 minutes every 3 months.
It will not move unless the wind blows it over.
After the 10 minutes are up declare it injured. Substitute it but continue to pay it and never forget that you always lose when it does not play.
There your own David Dunn it complete and I'm sure you will agree it is almost indistinguishable from the real thing.!!!
Chant it's name regularly to make it feel loved and you will have a pet for life.
Keep the focus on us until we all get a giggle at the next poor person to manage in Aston.
Will it be one of the previous greats like Venglos?
Curbishley dont want to know and the only interest so far is from Roy "never done a thing before as a manager" Aitken.
A division swap after the next season - I think its on the cards.
Perhaps I will, but I think I would be better trying to educate all of you Small Heath imbeciles on how to write and express your emotions without losing reason.
Now run along back to your therapist and take the nice little pills like your doctor tells you.
By the way are there many 'Zulus' in Worcester? very inner city!!
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....because it is so much more fun ripping the piss out of tossers like you.
P.S. If you are going to attempt (albeit feebly) to respond by insulting the fact that my spelling is correct!! You should first check your own grammar, it is shocking young man.
Now run along boy!!