I dropped in for a drink on Tuesday, asked if there was a Peter Grainger there, and got the reply I expected .... no-one had ever heard of him.
What a pity, I was looking forward to showing him what his "mate", Gillian, was saying about him, still, at least he's not 'dead', as he never existed!
Seeing as Peter Grainger doesn't exist, does that mean Gillian's wife is as big a bullshyyter as him, seeing as she claimed Sharon Grainger, who also doesn't exist, was her friend?
And does that mean the house Gillian helped his non-existent friends to build on the Pacific Highway doesn't exist either?
There is a gap, actually, just up from the servo, maybe that's where he didn't help build it.
I bet he wishes the Australian ship that didn't rescue him, and didn't take him to Australia, had left him where he was ... or wasn't!