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How about this one
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It is just before the England v Brazil match.
Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We
Know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be
Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them
by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of
the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get
the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating
England all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They
put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
(Lampard 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it; he has single handedly got a draw against
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find
him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head
in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft! You got a draw against England, all by yourself.
And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have! I've let you down...........I got sent off after