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Right you bunch of MUPPETS
Straight down to business today as i am SICK of reading the DRIVEL scribbled here by such BLIND, DEAF and DUMB KNUCKLE DRAGGERS as dsteer, freakshow, the two BOB bits (all they're worth) and a few other braindead MORONS who think they know it all but know sweet F*CK ALL, as another season of FAILURE has CLEARLY proven.
"We need to keep Rafa" they squeak
"Torres is the man" they drool
"Skrtel, Babel and Kuyt are quality" they blather
"It's this,it's that why we aren't winning the league" blah blah blah...
Just SHUT your fat yaps and LISTEN to the proven top poster here who has CONSISTENTLY TOLD you that this manager, these players and these pathetic excuses for fans just aren't GOOD ENOUGH for LFC.
The solution is though SIMPLE.
You sack Beneathus NOW. He's done over finished. Champions League run? who cares ... "The league is our bread and butter" Bill Shankly
You accept the owners are STAYING. They will bring in a business minded ceo to replace Parrot and start rolling in the corporate money befitting the most sucessful club in English football history.
Once a new manager and ceo are in place you rebuild the academy and the ENTIRE coaching staff with former LFC legends.
You get rid of all the garbage RAFA has ruined the club with and you bring in QUALITY.. you don't need to spend millions either, look at Villa and past Farcenal teams for PROOF of this. Also LOOK at the likes of Santa Cruz, Zaki and Vidic too see that you CAN find decent players at a reasonable price IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING (which fat zorro doesn't).
In summation you take one step back to move FIVE forward.
It's not rocket science... but than again YOU, yes YOU reading this are so STUPID and so PLASTIC you wouldn't know how to run a bath let alone a football club.
And THAT is why i am the PROVEN superior elite footballing mind here... F-A-C-T.
Discuss.. if you DARE!
Have to agree with you on most points there paisley except the owners. I think they need to sell up, take their profit and put the club in the hands of some of these arab billinares who can build the new stadium and bring in worldclass players. ynwa
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alright old timer, howz it goin la? though paisley is right about hicks n gillett not selling it would be ideal to get in new owners with mega cash but the Yanks seen intent on one or the other taking full control. moores has a lot to answer for, he's the one who stabbed the club in the back by choosing the yanks over the arabs. how can he sleep at night and still show up at the games knowing that he jibbed us like this? happy days ynwa
We all want Arab cash cows in oldtimer, i NEVER wanted the Yanks from day one remember, BUT it's a moot point because the club is their prime asset which Hicks in particular is using to finance a shedload of other business deals. Besides which, as the muppets here are too stupid to realise, it doesn't matter how much money you throw at a club if you don't have the right personnel in place to bring in the right players... ie Fat Zorro and Parrot.
Walk on mate and just remember the good times 20+ years ago!
Did anybody notice how many goals VORONIN netted the other day in BUNDESLIGA ? ..... 3 !!! Seems we could use a striker of that calibre at the moment ...who made the decision to loan him out for the season ...couldnt have been RB could it ?
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Colin, your right I saw the highlights of the Berlin match last night, and he did look good. Its actually amazing that maybe some of the same voices who had a go at RB for bringing him in (even though he was free) felt we should have sold him halfway through last season, are now maybe thinking he should never had left. But mind you, of course it was RBs fault for signing him, letting him go, and if there are showers tomorrow, that will be RB's fault also.
I have not worked it out as I would need to find out the winning margin for every match for every team this season and even I am not that much of a sad b*stard.
I suspect we would actually do badly out of my system because we have just not scored enough goals to get bonus points. The only thing it might have helped us on is those games where we were one nil up, tried to sit on the result and ended up with a draw. If there was more of an incentive to score we might of pushed on but then who knows.
Anyway, thoughts now turn to Tuesday so let's hope we can get the right result v Real.
PAISLEY SHANKS agree with u on most points u make...certainly agree with getting RB down the road NOW !!!
Once hes down the road agree with u idea of staffing the club with RED LEGENDS and reinstating The Boot Room system , it served us well as many on this board either seem to have forgotten or more likely NEVER knew.
I disagree with u only where certain players abilities are concerned and feel that many IF played consistently in their natural positions would soon impress , unfortunately most have been played consistently by RB OUT of their natural positions.
Do think we should however be ridding ourselves of the likes of NGOG AL ZHAR DOSSENYA ARBELOA and of course LUCAS.
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“Staff the club with red legends and reinstate the boot room.”
Brilliant, and while we are about it why don’t we:
- Forget about proper cool downs after the match, let’s all push off to the pub for 10 pints because that always worked in the 70’s.
- Chew on a quarter orange at half time rather than all these namby, pamby isotonic drinks.
- Stop buying foreign players altogether, we never needed them in the glory days (Scots and Welsh excepted of course).
- Bring back proper, heavy duty leather balls, ideally with laces in them that leave a dirty great pattern across your forehead when you head them.
- Stop worrying about endurance training, gets the players on a healthy diet of 40 cigs a day, it never did the old players any harm.
- Make sure that shorts go down below the knees, the wanton exhibitionism of players showing their legs is just not on.
- Bring back diphtheria, it was all the rage once.
If what you were suggesting were not so ill considered it would be just as ludicrous as the above.
Yours moving forward rather than just looking back,
Not a bad post from you zogs. You are right, most of these plastics don't have a CLUE about the bootroom heritage mate. Some of these clowns actually STILL think Rafa is up there with Bob, Bill and Joe Fagan... can you believe that? haha
One thing i will pull you up about though is Sammy Lee. Not good enough to manage us zogs. Good coach, great with the players and is a true LFC legend but his time at Bolton showed us he isn't good enough to take the reigns at Anfield.
I'll tell you who is good enough though... DAVID MOYES. I would put money on Fergie wanting him to takeover at OT.... so let's get him first and p*ss off the bluenoses and Mancs!
As usual, you are very adept at pointing out the problems, but you give no solution other than sack Rafa.
Vidic (who we tried to buy) Santa Cruz and Zaki (both of whom who aren't having great season halves of the season by the way) play for other clubs.
Who would you buy to solve the problems? And I will make it easy for you - you have an unlimited budget.
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LOL herpes there's no need to set up a whole new id to ask the same question you've asked me a thousand times before you muppet!
Ridiculous to give me an "unlimited budget" too seeing as that is of no relevance to LFC whatsoever. However, i shall indulge you on this occasion with two P & S approved teams. One fantasy and one realistic.
GK - Buffon
RB - Sergio Ramos
CB - Vidic
CB - Terry
LB - Lahm
RW - Ribery
CM - Kaka or Gerrard
CM - Maxi Rodriguez
LW - Robben
S - Klose
S - Villa or Messi
GK - Buffon and Kaspar Schmeicel as understudy
RB - M Richards or Stephen Darby
CB - Agger
CB - Jagielka
LB - Warnock or Insua
RW - Joe Cole or Maxi Rodriguez
CM - Gerrard
CM - Frings
LW - Ashley Young
S - Santa Cruz
S - Villa or Agbonlahor
As for manager Mourinho by a mile but after that O'Neill, Moyes or Jol :- )
P & S - often imitated NEVER bettered
dsteer...you disappoint me. U expect polite responses from others on this board but simply lack manners yourself. Why in responding to posts from Pand S in a reasoned and logical manner am I in your opinion :hanging on his every word:. As for being a member of a:gang:...I refer u to the late great Groucho Marx to illustrate something of my own character...:I wouldnt want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.:
Oh look - my float is bobbing... but it's just a tiddler, the lesser spotted steer in fact.
What are you waffling on about now steer? Who ever disputed our credentials in Europe MUPPET?
YOU clearly stated on another thread that "Europe is our LIFEBLOOD". Bill Shankly so eloquently stated that the "the LEAGUE is our bread and butter" which condradicts YOUR ridiculous statement.
I know which man my RESPECT goes to with regard to MY REDS dave.. and it's NOT a plastic pseudo-Yank from Brizzle who openly admitted a long time ago that he'd "love to take myself and my son for the first time to see Liverpool play at Anfield before the new ground is built".
As i said steer, PINK and YELLOW inside mate.
Jog on son you aren't in my league... just like Rafa isn't in Bob, Bill and King Kenny's.
"Lucas must not be allowed to walk alone" dsteer hahahaha
Hahah - this has got to be one of the dumbest most PATHETIC posts i've ever seen... anyway let'a all wipe the tears (of LAUGHTER) away and deal with this plastic CLOWN shall we...
"Lets face it Paisley MO'N or Moyes arent going to come to Liverpool" he squeaks
Why not? Despite it's failings since Souness ruined the club, LFC is still one of the TOP jobs in football and is both a step up and a challenge that both Martin and David would relish. You know NOTHING pikey - ya clown.
"Mourinho might, but you wont get what you wish for there" he squawks
Listen tw*t, I want the same as any other TRUE fan, a league title and Jose delivered TWO off the bat and is the only manager to have Fergie in his pocket in the EPL as results have CLEARLY shown. Hence i WILL get what i want and the Special one will DELIVER it. THE PREMIERSHIP! Again, you know NOTHING.
Then this CLASSIC "So why dont we bite the bullet and get SAF in"
Hahah can you belief someone is DUMB enough to even suggest this? SAF is happy at United, he runs the whole club from top to bottom and is retiring from football shortly IDIOT!
"who's going to fund it"... he then blabs
The owners and the club revenues MORON. All this NONSENSE about LFC being skint is another poor excuse from losers like YOU pikey for our FAILURES.
In reality. we have spent second only to Chelsea over the last five years, we blew nearly 50 MILLION on two strikers alone. Our debts are minor in comparison to Man U and Chelsea and despite the owners not being cash rich in comparison to Roman and the Citeh Arabs for example, they have funded us in the transfer market year on year as they said they would.
It's your hero Rafa the slug that has f*cked us over by buying so much SH*T (the list is endless) and having the worst eye for talent since Stock, Aitken and Waterman.
Now clear off into the corner Muppet until i summon you!
"Bring in SAF" hahahaha - you can't buy it!
As Colin will happily tell you, I am a great fan of stats so could you possibly tell me on what basis you have arrived at the 96% figure? This is the second time you have quoted it in the last week yet it does not seem to reflect the posts being made.
It this a demonstration of your fabled football knowledge or just another example of the twaddle which spouts from you so freely?
Don’t be shy.
Oh pulease steer don't flatter yourself little lap dog. YOU posted up where you live and Sikorski helicopters is well known to come from the same ghost town place. With your past minor RAF career it's obvious you are an office monkey there so don't try being big and clever son - it just doesn't suit you
Most reds? hahaha again steer you are DREAMING.
Bob H and Taffy Bob the brainless muppets or pikey/sideshow the biggest losers on here who change like the weather?? hahaha If that's "some reds" mate you are welcome to them.
In fact, sponsor these losers to come live with you so you can all build a plastic shrine to Rafa in your garage and leave us REAL LFC fans who've actually seen the team play and know what we are taliking about to get our club back on track.
Oh, and stop being AFRAID to answer to the Master about FOOTBALL you gutless wimp. We are all used to giving you a beating, so it's hardly a new concept is it....... steer.
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