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Kop-ites and plastics. Good afternoon from the beautifully tranquil surroundings of Lake Geneva. Ahhhhh.
Whilst many here are HAPPY to accept the mediocrity of todays LFC and are seemingly PLEASED with a point against the Championship pedigree of Bir-ming-um, I was particulary impressed with the post match comments of old friend Mark Lawrenson on BBC Five Live last night.
This proven winner and TRUE LFC legend astutley echoed what myself and members of my elite inner circle were ourselves discussing whilst viewing the game on the 50" plasma with THX sound system.... quotes from Mark...
"Why play BENAYOUN on the wing when we lack a CREATIVE CENTRAL MIDFIELDER?"
"WHY play TWO holding midfielders at HOME when three points are so DESPERATELY needed?"
"WHY play AQUILANI for 10 fcuking minutes when the player is supposedly match fit and dying for games to get back into a rhythm?"
"WHY refuse EVERY GAME to make any positive changes until some 70 minutes in with such a strong bench"
Simple answer to all the above of course. Complete INEPTITUDE from the worst manager since Souness!
Like Lawro said - Fatlad is a "glass half empty" manager. He does everything by over analysis, even calculating player minutes by fcuking COMPUTER PROGRAMMES!
Utterly ridiculous and the main reason why this Spanish FRAUD will never be in the same stratosphere as Cloughie, Busby, Shanks, Paisley, MOURINHO and even old Red Nose. Managers who roll/rolled the dice and always came up WINNERS by going for it!
Friends these are DARK times for our club. On and off the field we are in deep trouble. However like any disease - once you've found the cause you can find the cure... that cure is to SACK fatlad, bring King Kenny in to secure us FA CUP, UEFA CUP triumph and in turn automatic CL qualification (prize money alone offsets the pugwash payout) and then MOURINHO in next season.
Of course many plonkers can't see it because they are SHEEP.
These are the same clueless MUPPETS who cheered the Rafa contract extension, thought beating Man Ure wins us a trophy and BELIEVE blubber guts when he says we can still win the PREM!
Squawk on parrots - SQUAWK on.
Good evening Mr Paisley_shanks
i see a few more reds now seeing the light which is great to see. And, of course, theres absolutely no hope for the usual sheeple. Ahh well, long may the work continue.
Lawro, what a man eh!, great to see he holds no fear telling it like it is. All those quotes are EXACTLY what its all about. And, as ever, thank you for bringing it to the attention of the masses if they hadnt seen it already. Good stuff Paisley and enjoy your good weather
is that the best response that you can muster? You really are one big joke aren't you.
I don't have any "qualis". I have qualifications but never heard of that word. It seems you too cant grasp simple english eh
Humiliated? The only person i'm laughing at is YOU!
King of the boards? Yeah king of the man united. In fact, sorry that should read QUEEN!
You wont catch any fishes with that little maggot you keep hanging over the toilet!
There there little boy, dont worry it will all be ok. Uncle Daniel wont hurt you.
NO there isn't Ronald McDonald.
How the HELL can you or anyone else feel SORRY for this fat Spanish FRAUD, ronnie
He gets paid millions and delivers NOTHING in return except false hope to the weak and feeble. He has manipulated control of the entire club... and delivered NOTHING. He is in a priviliged position and delivers NOTHING. The list of failure under Benitez is long and humiliating for our once proud club. Sympathy? Get a grip lad!
to quote colin "Get him down the road... NOW"
" bet I still have more academic qualifications than as well."
"Your more plastic "
"So what do you so in your..."
Obviously simple ENGLISH isn't one of his 'academic qualis" eh lads.
HAHAhahahah another simpleton plastic LOSER outted and HUMILIATED by the unequivocal king of the boards. Tooooooo easy ;-)
Here fishy fishy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha i love it!!!! look how wound up your getting! How can the MASTERbater and leader let a little newbie stoner get to you so much? And I bet I still have more academic qualifications than as well. I went to one of the top 5 schools in the country and was in the top 5% so even if my half my brain cells have been killed off, i'll still be smarter than a keyboard bully like you!
It's made my day that you find me so annoying...now you know how the rest of the board feel about you! I really do love it!
PLASTIC!? Your more plastic than cher you f*ckwit! How can you claim to be a REAL fan when you defect to te mancs!? Next you'll be telling us you were once an Everton fan!
Just have to ask, what do you mean by retail skivvy? You dont have a clue knobface! I don't work in retail at all, in fact if you actually knew anything about corby you would know that retial is not its primary industry?
So what do you so in your FAKE GENEVA home? Your a f*cking rentboy thats what!
So again, simple question that even a retard like you could answer but refuse to do so...HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CORBY? Can you process that in your thick little brain? Its a yes or no answer. It doesnt need to be followed up by all of the usual drivel you spout, just answer, YES or NO! Come on if your such a big man, answer!
Nope, looks like i still havent got it, why dont you tell me again.
Look everyone, P&S is seriously getting p1ssed of!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
and exactly what about that do you find so hilarious? i mean there are probably funnier things said in the exact same post!
So just because he's an old f*cker from back in the day and i'm young and have the rest of my life in front of me unlike that old b*stard makes him better than me? He's an old man who is still trying to bully those younger than him...only he does it on here because he would get b1tchslapped now if he done it to anyone for real.
Now go back to licking you masters old wrinkly pussy seanny ;-)
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