Liverpool Message Board
liverpool supporter was over heard in the pub saying to his mate."Most women would be over the moon to be woken up on their birthday with flowers, breakfast in bed and 20 minutes of amazing oral sex wouldn't they? But OH NO, not MY fuckin sister."
Predictions for 2012-13
- Liverpool will average 94% possesion across the season
- Jay will change his name to Speariesta
- Jonjo will play as a 'false 9'
- Pepe Reina will give all in flight safety demostrations for Europa matches
- Martin Skrtel will begin dating Shakira
- Andy Carroll will win the golden boot despite spending most of the season on the bench
- People will call us boring despite scoring more goals, creating more chances despite having our best defender and attacker out the whole year
- Jamie Carragher will retire to become a Matador
I like this game. Perfect for the silly season.
...Chelsea score twice for every twenty minutes Torres and Mata are on the pitch, between them, we'll win everything in sight by miles.