You seem awfully interested in us. To be honest, in general, I've never had any conversations about geordies while I have been in Middlesbrough. Appart from when you foreigners come down to England or we have to go abroad to your place.
Perhaps your lost and you think this is the daft geordie bastard site! It must be like having dementia, everyone else worries for you, but your having a wonderful time. Now lets get you back to bed before you do some harm to yourself. Come on. Come on.