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That seems enough to me. What have you got better? We signed Owen and SMELLY BUM SMOGGIES....

That seems enough to me. What have you got better? We signed Owen and SMELLY BUM SMOGGIES. come on, show me United are better than Boro at this moment. All you seem to be able to harp on about is 52,000 fans. That means nothing.

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Is that All I can go on about? There isn't much else to a club. Oh I think your youth policy is #$%$. Your midfield is packed with similar players and Owen apart your current forward line is #$%$. So what else do you want me to go on about? Coaches, oh yes. DEAN SAUNDERS? Need I say more? Terry Mac I'll give you. Hey, but there's a good start Owen and Terry Mac - I think you might win this years champions league.

Aw sorry paul, never knew that the 'dirty bum' remarks upset you so much..... .....do you...

Aw sorry paul, never knew that the 'dirty bum' remarks upset you so much.....

.....do you wear white socks aswell, like a proper smoggy!?

i was in boro yesterday and i found it hilarious looking at some of the locals, the amount of scruffs wearing half mast trousers, white socks and boro shirts was laughable.

some cross eyed gimp sneered at me for wearing a suit and muttered 'copper' - what a silly ignorant c*nt, p*ssed him right off when i stared him down and burst out laughing.

i'm debating creating a web-site dedicated to boro and its f*cking dumb residents will be the stars of the show, would you like me to do a special feature on you?

'a travellers guide to cottaging by paul3767' has a certain ring to it, dont you think?

(will wait for another sh*tty reply)

Lol @5 times. a 20 second w*nk and your on the verge of passing out! considering shes in...

Lol @5 times.

a 20 second w*nk and your on the verge of passing out!

considering shes inflatable, you only have to do 'it' the once and g like the clappers, 'it' wont mind as 'its' not a real woman.

like the witty remark with the 'accused' - thats rich coming from a smoggy, at least a geordie can wear a suit for court, better than turning up (here it comes....) with a dirty bum and white socks!

not that bothered about homo-sexuals paul, just you bite like hell everytime your sexuality is poked at in these messages........

.......basically its a sign your screaming to 'out' yourself.

bit like supporting that team of 'pooftas' from teeside.

Here! paul you bum sucker, how can you be a smoggy when your in Manchester? Dont gob off ...

Here! paul you bum sucker, how can you be a smoggy when your in Manchester? Dont gob off at the geordies, they always end up making us look stupid in here!

Jabber! Hopefully you'll read one of these replies and stop giving paul6969 replies in he...

Jabber!

Hopefully you'll read one of these replies and stop giving paul6969 replies in here.

Makes the Boro lot appear to have people talking about their dull football team.

Let paul6969 just ramble on to himself instead.