Middlesbrough Message Board

(sang to the theme from the monkeys) Geordie Scum... Walking down the street.. Trying to ...

(sang to the theme from the monkeys)

Geordie Scum...
Walking down the street..
Trying to remember..
the last team they beat..
Hey hey they´re the geordies
and their teams going down...
They dont need their passports
and Alan Shearers a clown

tosser, get a life

tosser, get a life

Get your words out properly you spacker! Congratulations, give this guy a round of applau...

Get your words out properly you spacker!

Congratulations, give this guy a round of applause!!!

Justifys what I've said about the dumb sh*te from Middlesbrough, smogtastic can join the 'elite' dickhe*ds of the sh*tty, scruffy Boro.

Your nearly as much of a tool as paul3767 and the rest of his profiles! (winks)

Wouldnt last two minutes in Teeside??? ha ha ha I lived, drank and sh*gged down your neck ...

Wouldnt last two minutes in Teeside??? ha ha ha I lived, drank and sh*gged down your neck of the woods and I KNOW this for a FACT....

...Teesiders are all gob, even your alleged hard areas (they're scruffy hovels aswell) are just filled with gobsh*te cowards.

As for me being a BITER and getting WOUND UP????

ha ha ha Whatever!!!

Your forgetting I'm from the PROPER North East fella, when your down south or abroad, people havent heard of Middlesbrough BUT EVERYONES heard of NEWCASTLE and thats why you d*ckheads are jealous c*nts with a chip on your shoulder......cause your not known.

Bet you cant resist but answer that one back......BITER!!!! YOU'VE GOT MORE BITE THAN paul3767 AND EVEN HES FLOWN AWAY!!!!

Perhaps you just cant take the fact that your song writings #$%$ & that mines just total class thats shows how amateur you are....

.....as for a 'simpleton' - look in the mirror ugly, and you'll see the 'textbook' example of a simpleton staring right back at you.

Aw look!!! paul3767 is tapping up his new bum chum in charlie32uk!(chuckles) now theres a ...

Aw look!!! paul3767 is tapping up his new bum chum in charlie32uk!(chuckles) now theres a couple of tissues each lads, get those tears wiped up, I didnt mean to make you cry....

.....and told tell your mummys on me, I'll be your bestest friend! ha ha ha ha ha ha

Perhaps my banter is a bit too much at times, even I will admit that, but lets face it, neither of you two can actually claim to have NEVER posted an indecent or insulting message!

So, its a bit like the pot calling the kettle black there, but lets face it, you cant really take any stick, can you?

And paul3767, I never took it that serious, I just enjoy being able to wind you and the rest of the internet lot, up so easily.

Anyhow.....heres that catchy little song again (sing to the tune of the Addams Family) and this time its especially dedicated to paul3767

Your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
your sh*gging one another
The BORO family

Diddly dum click click!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha