All together now, "While you got humped off Seville, we were watching The Bill" - did you catch that then all you smoggy losers?
Theres only one side in the region that had ever won a piece of European silverware - and the smoggies never looked like changing that on Wednesday night, losing their UEFA Cup Final 4-0 in Eindhoven to Seville.
That result - coupled with their inept showing in the Premiership - means that the now-managerlesss Boro won't be playing in Europe next season. Shame ey? LOL
Look on the bright side of it though, if Newcastle United qualify for the UEFA Cup via the Intertoto route you can always watch 'The Bill' on ITV instead.