Middlesbrough Message Board

listen "M", nice moniker, thanks for using language like that on the boards, you've just b...

listen "M", nice moniker, thanks for using language like that on the boards, you've just been reported.

now get off your high horse you numpty and walk back the dole centre and look for another dead end job from the end of the world.

whats with the beatle skit? are you really that stupid? what should I do, come back with a retort about some world class north east artist...................................................no, sorry there are none. wait,...........who was the good looking bloke who sung "crocodile shoes"?

Funny, i thought the diver was Beattie but you cant' dive backwards can you? So just when ...

Funny, i thought the diver was Beattie but you cant' dive backwards can you? So just when you know there's a player behind you just get somewhere close to him in the box and fall backwards. Didn't work James, did it? Should've got Beattie a yellow card tho, or preferably a red.

no, I was on about EVERY game he plays in. a couple of years ago he used to be one of the...

no, I was on about EVERY game he plays in.

a couple of years ago he used to be one of the most dangerous tacklers in the prem, he would go out to hurt people properly (i.e. gary naysmith. to name just one.)

now he's been learning a bit of the foreigners and sussed it pays better to dive than to intimidate.

cant be the scouser, lack of shellsuit n perm!!!!

cant be the scouser, lack of shellsuit n perm!!!!

The sad thing is you probably are scared. I'm glad you have your nice job, plenty of mone...

The sad thing is you probably are scared.

I'm glad you have your nice job, plenty of money and big car. You left out charming boyfriend though.

Just remind me, what does come from teesside?