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Ideas that life may exist in Middlesborough have always held a fascination for earthlings, even though its atmosphere is hardly conducive to life forms. It consists of 95% mixture of sewage, #$%$, muck, vomit and carbon dioxide and is extremely thin, giving huge variations in daily surface temperature and a low percentage of atmospheric moisture. Nonetheless, curious reports of swamps, smells, sounds, faces and sculptures have helped to foster a belief of life in Middlelsborough for many years.
Recently, the possibility of life on Middlesborough re-emerged in media attention, with samples taken from its surface offering evidence of bacterial action that could be suggestive of lower forms of life.
Later studies, however, concluded that the bacteria could have been formed during the testing process, so the results were inconclusive. Scientists have not dismissed the possibility of life in Middlesborough, given the strong evidence of climatic change and the indications of a previously smellier, thicker atmosphere and flowing waters on its surface. Hopefully this is a mystery that will be fully determined in our life-time since a proposed manned voyage by the United States National Aeronautic and Space Administration has been planned for early in the 21st century, boosted by the possibility of using Hartlepool as an interstellar launch-pad.
I suppose you want us to believe you thought of, and wrote, this all this by yourself. How...
I suppose you want us to believe you thought of, and wrote, this all this by yourself. However you should tell the adult who helped you, any possible offence which might have been taken has been completely nulified by the inability to spell. Middlesbrough has no 'o' between the 'b' & 'r'. Does the teaching assistant who helped you not know "If you don't know how to spell a word, look it up"?
It does seem that the only reason for those stupid comments from the geordie, is to wind p...
It does seem that the only reason for those stupid comments from the geordie, is to wind people up. As was said earlier, "he can't get anyone to answer him on the other board" So maybe if people just ignore him he might just go away and annoy somebody else. After all if people want to make constructive remarks, either rightly or wrongly about the Boro, then by all means do so, but if you can't handle the responses then get back to the rock you recently crawled from under!!!!
You always refer to the reactions that you get and that you've won by winding some one up....
You always refer to the reactions that you get and that you've won by winding some one up. Since this is the only sense of achievement that you get I have to disappoint you. You don't get to me.
When a fly lands on your arm and you swat it away, the fly hasn't achieved anything. common sense says you brush it off else it will puke its half digested stomach contents on you and feed again. Persoanlly I don't want want to be covered in half eaten dog shit. Which is why my football shirt is a different colour to yours.
My brain is broken? Wow tough talk. The problem is that you live more locally than I do ...
My brain is broken? Wow tough talk. The problem is that you live more locally than I do which would mean you suffer from the fumes more. Which would mean your brain is more broken than mine.
This is truely sad, I'm even disappointed with myself for continuing it. Let's stop it now.
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