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now then, now then, cjmalboro,when the s. s. said his diet was shite we thought he`d been eating mackems,but be careful out there, i`m sure he`d fancy something sweet for dessert.
He he...aye poor lad didnt have much of a chance when his parents are salad dodgers...his mam apparently said it wasnt his fault it was "his hormones".....well his hormones must be greedy bas%&%ds then.
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DID you hear about when the lads mother took him to the doctor?
The doctor said "What you feeding him?"
His mother said"
"Well when e gets up he eats the left-overs from me carry out from the night before - then he goes to the shops and when he gets back aah give im a loaf o bread and 2 tins of beans and the mars bars ees swiped from the newsagents
" at 10 o clock me friend comes back from shoplifting at Netto on Shields Road and gives him a couple of pies nad some sweets and crisps and a couple of bottles of Red Bull'
"at 12 oclock aah get im some gravy and chips and and 2 cans Coke (Diet Coke because the real stuff is fattening)
"2 O clock aah tek im past Greggs and we scounge a couple of Stottie cakes"
" at 4 clock aah give him a snack what me sister givs iz from leftovers of er dinner"
"Half past 5 he has 2 bottle o Sprite. double cheesburgers and half a pound of icecream"'
"At 6 ocl....""
THE DOCTOR SAID" Hang on a minute! - take he trousers and underpants down"
His mother done it -
THE DOCTOR turned the kid around and pointed at his bum and said
"There's his trouble! He only got 1 F*******g #$%$!"