Middlesbrough Message Board

Aye me too Davey I"ll have a bit of that, and if you win I will bring it to the boozer nex...

Aye me too Davey I"ll have a bit of that, and if you win I will bring it to the boozer next time I am in the UK, of course reciprocated if you can get over to Spain.

Thickest quote of the decade has to go to Jabberwockey for the following;

“I think the smoggies on the whole are paying more & more attention to the goings on at St James Park, rather than the goings on at the Riverside!"

posted on the BORO forum!! ROTFPMSL!!
Not the best poster boy for Newcastle’s IQ levels are you Jabber son?

Now Jabber, this is banter, watch carefully, don't let your mind wander - it's far too little to be let out alone

" See the irony? PS. That’s not something your mum does with your shirts by the way."

(Nice quote from Douggie)

Now try to respond to this post with something light-hearted and humorous,
But, remember in future, never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

Dear Mr Jibber Jabber Fool, You have left your self wide open here, I can´t actually be b...

Dear Mr Jibber Jabber Fool,

You have left your self wide open here, I can´t actually be bothered to show you all the holes, you´ll be lost after the first 3 anyway.

"I think its laughable that the words "clean" & "simple" and "to the point" phrases were used in describing that whinging & pathetic reply to my post!"

Whinging and pathetic? Surely these words describe a situation where you reply to a post, then reply to your own post again cos you aren´t happy with what you said the first time! Does that sound pathetic...Yes. Whinging....Oh yes!

My next point is a double one. (Two subjects talked about at once Mr Fool)

"I think the smoggies on the whole are paying more & more attention to the goings on at St James Park, rather than the goings on at the Riverside!"

Err you´re discussing this on our board, not the other way around. So that makes you more interested in us. See the irony? PS. That´s not something your mum does with your shirts by the way.

"You can try the banter road with these lot in here, but people like that smoggy doug fella start taking it all to heart, then get annoyed and post insulting threads on the NUFC board."

Err I don´t post really post on your board. I´d be interested in see what "I" have written. "then getting annoyed and posting insulting threads" Err pot and kettle, see Mum and shirt comment above.

My final point Mr Fool, clearly Davey got past his 11+ and has the ability to have a laugh and not rage on these boards and see the funny side of these conversations. But can I just ask?

Have you ever seen your team win anything?

Davey: I´ll take you up on the 20 no worries.

One or two really sour comments coming from some of the smoggies on here, just because Vid...

One or two really sour comments coming from some of the smoggies on here, just because Viduka has chosen to join NUFC. (boo hoo!)

So much for the chemically infected twonk who was posting comments about Boro being the biggest club in the north east on here...

...Yeah! it really shows how big Boro are! thats why your star players are starting to head for the exit door, and EVERY AVAILABLE PLAYER IS RACING TO JOIN Boro? isnt it? (note the sarcasm)

I though this was interesting too;

Mark Jensen, editor of fanzine The Mag, said: "When you hear what Middlesbrough fans are saying about Viduka coming to Newcastle, it says a lot about him as a player.

"He was the difference between them finishing in a respectable position in the table instead of really struggling in a relegation battle, and they are not happy at all about him leaving.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/08062007/4/viduka-thrilled-big-sam-s-plans.html

So when your heckling Viduka on here, us Geordies know its only because your bitter that someone is trying to better themselves, and join a much bigger football club, and play in a stadium stuffed to the brim with fantastic supporters.

Without Viduka's goals keeping you in the league, hopefully Boro will finish bottom of the Premiership & be relegated, fingers crossed on that one.

Cheers for your star striker Smogs, although I'm no big fan of his, I'll be cheering him on next season, especially when he plays against Boro. Ha ha ha ha ha!

As an Australian and Boro fan I was dissapointed that Viduka has gone to the Toon. However...

As an Australian and Boro fan I was dissapointed that Viduka has gone to the Toon. However, he is getting on a bit and with a new fat contract he might just take it a bit easier. Less running, more injuries but with the odd spectacular goal probably against the Boro just to keep the fans interested. A big expensive risk for the Geordies. At least the Boro know where they stand now. Doesn't he keep his best form for the few months before his contact expires? Time will tell.

The king is dead, long live the king! Lets not let it get to us too much my fellow Boro fa...

The king is dead, long live the king! Lets not let it get to us too much my fellow Boro fans, as Kieth Lamb said we have lost greats in the past and managed to replace them and succeed where they failed. Lets look at Ravanelli who in theory was a better striker than Vid (on a goal ratio) he left and what happened? We adapted and became a better team! The same can be applied to Merson, Juninho, Emerson and Boksic (erm ok joking on the last one! lol) they all left, it was doom and gloom but we came back stronger; won something and had a dream run to a final of a major european cup! So lets pick ourselves up dust ourselves down and prepare for the new season knowing that the club will bring new faces in who may not have Vid's strengths but will provide us with something new that we can ram down the throat of anyone who claims that they are the biggest team in the North East! Until they win something, they can rely on past (past past past) glories, for me its now and the future that counts amd right now we are top dogs! Good Luck Vid and thanks.