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So I get the attendant second hand from you, after he failed to give you the kiss of life after (or most likely before) you requested plastic bottles from the prop man? I hope you didnt give a wooden performance.
This is an interesting life you lead.
Did try to add the following disclaimer to the piece but ran out of the word allowance so here it is.
Any similarity between places, characters in this piece and real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental, and eerie. All puns, gags, witticisms, and asinine attacks are also coincidental and meant in jest and should be taken as such. Persons of nervous or paranoid disposition should read no further.