West Ham United Message Board
Oh No Mr OINK OINK !!...
...don't be so bashful....you've played your part...
...while I'm sure Mr Dodge will get "best comedy act" accolades....and Mr Fab will win "best dressed short person" of the year....cause he's short and wears pink...and wants to be Top Gun ...then again...Tom Cruise is still hanging on in there...maybe next year...?
...and Mr 99 will come second in the best chocolate advert...who could forget all that drivelling...sorry drizzling over the other anti Man U posters....he's really flaky...but not very sexy....
...I see you winning an award for "best voice over"....like in "Babe".or "Animal Farm"...on reflection...scratch "Babe"....;( but with a little make up...you could have a leading role in the next "Shrek"....not as the hero...obviously...but perhaps best supporting actor...do you do any other animal noises...?
...but what about Kipper Roy...?....he could play a mean Uriah Heap in a period drama ...ever so unctuous to the trolls....
...he could be Heathcliff to my Kathy...hmmm...?...no.....or maybe yes....Heathcliff was obsessed with Kathy....even when she left him ....even when she was so out of reach....
There's no point Rikk...
....He's come back...after killing little Crime...to this under populated, dying place because he sees it as a troll domain where he can do it all again...and he's right...
... he can and will kill this place,,,because there are more trolls than posters...but he can't claim the Clown Troll Crown this time....
....Kipper has only tipped the scales...he knows that but he smells blood and he's a forum killer...it's what he does...
...but it's not the Police he should worry about...if he ever uses his "research" to come anywhere near me...
...that's a warning to Mr Fisher...not a threat...
No... I'm not thick...as you well know Kipper Roy...
...you just enjoy abusing women on the internet...I guess it's as close as you come to the real thing...
...just one little question...?..
".It only makes sense if, what he says is fact"....I love your comma's...btw :).
...I know you probably can't remember writing all this stuff....you'll have had a sleep since then....
...but what "fact" are you alluding to...?
...and on the olfactory front....all I can smell is fish and bananas....:)
ANOTHER thread about 'they who must be ignored'!!
Hilarious, the ignorer is ignored, his commands unanswered, only his sock puppet 'fwiends' listen to him, and they're all controlled by the same hand!
A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in season.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Geordie Bloke, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Geordie, like many Newcastle men, felt he had ample ability to satisfy any female.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Geordie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500?
Geordie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
1. "First", Geordie said, "Nee kissin’ on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "Ye can nivva tell neebody aboot this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Geordie said, "Ah want all the bairns raised as Newcastle fans."
Once again it was agreed.
4. "The eldest lad shud be named OINK OINK"
The Keeper again readily agreed.
5. "And last of all", Geordie stated, "You Gotta givvus another week to come up with the £500"
Do you honestly believe anyone will bother reading your post? BORING!!!
I note you are writing even less about football related topics than ever (and it has ALWAYS been a RARE occurrence. And never worthwhile reading either come to think of it).
Well Grapevine, Man Utd certainly need a creative midfielder, and Chelsea a top striker. We'll end up rotating only our keeper with 30m change! lol
Whilst I am not a fan of super rich Man City- That was an impressive win away at Bayern and after conceding an early goal and then another shortly after. To come back for a 2-3 win was indeed impressive.
It must be a very frustrating time being a Man City fan. The quality on the pitch/bench and beyond is almost second to none, yet they have fallen flat on their faces time and again in Europe and let a Man U side that didn't deserve to win the league run away with it when they should have defended their title.
OK, this proves what all M City fans know and that is they can beat anyone home or away but in terms of under achieving with what they have, M City must be the biggest culprits.
Arsenal have brought back an old player on the cheap and made one big signing, so to be away clear at the top is actually an over achievement at this stage. Chelsea are regrouping and are under achieving a little at present. Liverpool are in my opinion doing better than they should. Yes Suarez and Coutinho are great but there are many very weak areas. Everton are around where they should be with that team.
OH, forgot Spurs. Maybe Spurs can give M City a run for their money in the should do better stakes!
Anyway. Bring on Napoli.
Big and very disturbing story in OZ right now.
Children of horrifying incest 'cult' with four generations of in-breeding found living deformed, filthy and mute in scenic valley
Case in New South Wales, Australia, described as one of worst in history
Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts had sex with each other for decades
Children were severely disabled with one girl, nine, unable to read or talk
She was unable to bathe herself and did not know what toilet paper was.
I'm sure you will agree, this is an awful story.
Man U fans are spoilt brats, when their side is not winning, then the toys get thrown out of the pram.
I hope Man U fail to finish in the top four this season, I'll not stop laughing!
I feared this might come at some point but not as it has.
Sturridge out for another 6 weeks at least
Gerrard also out for 6 weeks with a hamstring problem.
A tough run of fixtures coming up too. Lots of games against the so called title / top 4 contenders and in a short space of time.
We are really short of quality in midfield and our centre forward. Lucas who has been awful in my opinion needs to really step up as does Allen and Henderson. We need more from the front line too. Suarez needs the ball in the form he's in and we do not want him to become an isolated figure.
I hope Rodgers has his fingers ready on the old credit card button as we really need some reinforcements with or without the injuries but some real quality in midfield would be a huge and much needed lift
Typical filth from you, Kipper, it didn't take long for you to crawl back into the gutter you crawled out of .... is there anyone left in any doubt just who you are?
And guess what .... the only gutter rag with this 'story' is the Daily Nazi .... birds of a feather!!