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The Moanchester Uniturd forum is dead and it's tumbleweed time in there as it always is when they lose, but don't worry, I left them a little reminder of their 4-1 spanking off City today!
- Reply to OINK OINK! Nov 27, 2013 14:21
Mr Ulimate Oinking Uragacowboy...
.....(Jeeze...it's getting difficult to incorporate all your ID's...sorry if I missed some)
...if I'm posting more than I usually do...then you must have noticed that it's not to you...sorry if I made you feel neglected... although I'd have thought you were used to it by now...;(
...there's a new old troll on the block...I know him....a self-declared forum destroyer like you should embrace him with open trotters...
...instead of just boring them to a slow, lingering, exodus...like you and the others....
....he kills forums stone dead...:)
I have to say…
…this place is looking more and more like an internet troll’s dating agency every day…with much mutual “back slapping” …like Dodge and “Oinky” …as Dodge fondly calls him…
…you guys remind me of Oliver Reed and Alan Bates in “Women in Love”…that’s before the days of “Brokeback Mountain”… which you’re both so fond of referring to…
…such teasing innuendo...all that sweating, glistening, writhing, male flesh…two “lady’s men”…wrestling nude in a candle lit room…in front of a raging wood log fire…
…are you guys getting excited yet…?.. I’ll bet you’re both searching YouTube right now...those sticky little fingers urgently pounding your laptops…;)
…I knew you two would be happy together…maybe you should get a room…:)
With flaps like a Mexicans saddle bags, and a glass eye, why bother with the Blind old cow, Oinky. Now wait just a minute, I think I just sussed something here.. She fancies you! Now just how 'blind' is that?? I bet she'd laugh her flaps off at that......
LMFAO @Orangubutch!!! (great name BTW)
Tormented to the point where he's snapped in the head again and ended up posting geordie themed threads all weekend long!!!
FFS dude, talk about having NO LIFE!!!
No wonder everyone laughs at you Rikki, you really are the saddest wally of all to have ever graced these Yahoo message boards!
LMFAO - what planet do you like on?
"Mr OINK OINK.!
...I know this is an obscure little forum....mostly populated by trolls such as yourself...which males you an obscure little troll...but even so..
...your latest remarks regarding wishing that poster here would commit suicide and now urging posters to do so ...are as I understand it...illegal..."
Ok, you post me the paragraph, section and year this this was deemed illegal.
I'm looking forward to seeing what you're going to do about it, over the years I've been threatened with the FBI on here before by the Outback Cowboy and the Secret Dutch Internet Police buy a tit called Blkdrey, so you'll probably get as far as snitching to Yahoo to get the post deleted.
As for "...I know this is an obscure little forum....mostly populated by trolls such as yourself"
You're the biggest troll on here, and a psycho with it.
The Orungutan fiddler never chinned Lee Bowyer, it was all part of 'it's' vivid imagination.
That soft old fruit couldn't fight 'it's' way out of a wet paper bag, that's why 'it's' so full of violent threats over the internet, 'it' is all keyboard and no trousers.
Did you see the cricket, Gillian?
Australia declared with a lead of 560!!
I guess they weren't BROADSIDED after all .... were they?
Flamini and Gilberto both left in the summer of 2008, that was 5 years ago by my reckoning. Arsenal have missed a steely edge though, agreed. However, I still believe the main reasons for the clubs recent failings were players injured for long periods and critical periods and an extremely fragile sense of belief,not helped by the #$%$ element in the stands.
I think the reason Rooney wasn't sent off was because the other player was all over him, and the ref was a bit unsighted.
One thing I've noticed about United, for several seasons now, is the way we never have a back four waiting for the other team to come at us, we always seem to be racing them back, trying to cut them off.
I just mentioned Mirallas and Wes Brown.
I didn't mention the Fellaini/Medel who could both have been sent off for elbows/slaps.
I only mention the Utd game as they are a competitor for the league.
You have to concede that ANY player at one of the bigger clubs is highlighted by the media whenever they step over the line.
That's how we know Rooney is a granny shagger, Terry is a #$%$, Wilshere is a little thug and Suarez is a diving vampire.
I don't put any stock in posts purely aimed at winding people up.
No, John, it's true, if Mutch had kicked Rooney would slayer have made THREE threads?
Would Bananabender have commented?
Has anyone mentioned Mirallas on here, or Wes Brown?
If it had been Mutch would it have been headline news?
I'm not playing the victim, or anything else, there's one rule for United and one for everyone else, it comes from our total domination of the EPL from day one, in Australia they call it the 'Tall Poppy Syndrome'.
"who couldn't even summon the courage to post on a forum"
Er, we're ALL posting on a United forum, just not the Yahoo one.
"He scores for fun"
Though not from six yards out...as proved last night.
In fact, in his thrid season with Utd, he scored 1 more goal than Giroud did in his first season. And Giroud admits he should do better this year.
In fact, he's on exactly the same stats as Hernandez. 1 in 2.
Hernandez - 4 goals in 8 games.
Giroud - 8 goals in 16 games
That's not an accusation. It's a FACT!
I to am enjoying the banter at Man U's expense but does anyone think they will not finish at least 4th. As I have said before, 4th in this current Prem is no great shakes and simply means you are slightly better than average, which Man U are.
No... I'm not thick...as you well know Kipper Roy...
...you just enjoy abusing women on the internet...I guess it's as close as you come to the real thing...
Get real Kipper...
....do you think I'm going to open this disgusting shat ?....especially after the virus you sent that last time....?
....your "perspemia" hits spam and gets junked,...and you're latest "disposable" is blocked ...it's getting to be a little tiresome....
...".I have done no such thing"....you're the liar....you've sent abusive, unsolicited mail to a woman's address which you haven't been given.....and you know it...
....how did you get my new email...stalker...?