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If it were 'bait' then it has clearly worked.
I mean....just look at you FLAPPING Denzil.
You know you wrote it. How the hell you expect anyone to dig up anything you wrote, considering your constant Id changes i'll never know.
FACT is...you did write it and there are witnesses of good character.
Jack comes home from school with a great big smile on his face.
His mum asks him, “Why are you so happy?”
Jack replies, "I just had sex today!"
Well this does not sit well with mum, she immediately begins shouting at Jack, telling him at 14 he has no business having sex! She tells him to go to his room and to wait for his dad to come home. When dad finally arrives, mum fills him in. She asks him to go upstairs and to have a chat with Jack.
He knocks on the door and proceeds to go in.
"Hey Jack, your mum tells me you had sex today?"
"Yes," replies Jack sadly.
Dad looks around the room and whispers to him, "Hey, way to go, son! Your Dad is very, very proud. But if your mum asks what we talked about just tell her it was guy stuff."
The next day, dad shares the news with all his co-workers, bragging that at the age of 14 his son is a man!
When dad goes home that night, he kisses his wife and runs straight upstairs to see Jack. "Hey Jack! Did you have sex today again, son?"
Jack replies "No dad...my #$%$ still hurts from yesterday."
That was Sweet's reply to your offer of a truce, Kipper, what was wrong with that?
She asked only that your sock-puppets were to be a part of the truce, what's wrong with that?
The last time you two had a 'truce', of sorts, 'Lenny', who was also you, carried on abusing her.
She has a point, ever idiots like Dumber can see that.
Even in this thread you show your true colours with this remark ..... "I will be more than willing to give you a second chance." .... you'll give HER a second chance?
You should be asking for her forgiveness.
You're an #$%$, kipper, a misogynist, an abuser, and you attract those of a similar ilk.
I keep suggesting Sweet contact your wife, but she refuses to stoop to your level, which says a lot about both of you.
"But a massive thank you for allowing me to prove beyond all doubt and for once and for all that THIS CHILDISH STUPIDITY IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR,"
Now THERE is your true agenda, it had nothing to do with a truce, you knew Sweet wouldn't fall for that one twice, she was obviously going to ask for clarification after the 'Lenny' episode, you knew that, and was just waiting to gloat, instead of answering her concerns.
Dumber will be masturbating over this, he may even send you a video of it, if you ask him nicely, after all, you brought him here.
" I tried posting this thread on the now defunct Mank board. But it seems that Yahoo! have finally pulled the plug"
It's still there, we had you blocked.
i really hope kolarov play..;)
We all love a bit of transfer tittle-tattle but whilst the names mentioned would be very nice to acquire...........I think we need to be realistic.
Yes Arsenal/Wenger splashed the cash on Ozil but a leopard does not change it's spots. IMO Arsenal/Wenger are still far more likely to go back to the usual MO and buy talent that is more reasonably priced and can be improved and have value added to the price tag they pay.
I might be wrong, maybe being in the title race come January rather than looking to catch up for 4th as in previous seasons will have changed the transfer dynamics........but I doubt it, as it's a business at the end of the day and Arsenal are not run as a rich man's folly.
The Body shop coconut range is awfully desirable I am told. So much nicer on the nose without the stench of BO.
I myself go for an imperial leather shower gel on the whole.
Boruc looked good @7.59 because his price was under his average. Would I buy him now @10.94? Probably not, so on that crude basis Mig might be better value. Bear in mind Saints play Arsenal wk 23, that will be a test for Boruc holders.
How to Eat a Rambutan
Edited by John Comeau, Krystle, Jack Herrick, Sondra C and 14 others
Rambutan, a native of Southeast Asia, now grows in tropical climates all over the world. The leaves differ from one variety to another, but the hairy or spiky red (when mature) fruits are unmistakable. Rambut is the Malay word for "hair". Try one next time you're in the tropics! In Costa Rica they are known as "Mamon Chino" or Chinese Sucker for the way the fruit is eaten and that they are like a lychee fruit from China. The fruits are abundant in Central America.
Open the rambutan by removing part of the skin in any one of several ways. Squeeze the rambutan till the skin breaks. Then peel half the skin off, leaving the other half to hold in your hand like a wrapper. Find a seam running down the top to the bottom of the fruit, and pull apart the leathery skin. You'll find something resembling a peeled grape, but larger, beneath it Alternatively, use a knife to make an incision into the skin, and squeeze the fruit out. Eat around the seed. Avoid biting too close to the seed--you want to avoid the tough, papery skin surrounding it. Some people nibble at the flesh, others pop the whole thing in their mouth and spit out the seed when they're done. Some varieties have bitter seeds; others have sweet seeds, presumably containing negligible amounts of tannins or alkaloids. In the latter case, one can eat the entire fruit, seed and all (but not the outer skin). Try the Universal Edibility Test before consuming the seeds in quantity.
•If serving, leave half the skin on after cutting as a decorative holder, such as if serving it as part of a fruit platter.
•The seeds are edible and good for the skin.
•The fruit is not overly sweet, nor sour; it tastes something like a grape.
•They cost 3/Quetzal, or about 4 cents each, at a market in San Pedro la Laguna, Guatemala (as of December 2007). This was one of the varieties with non-bitter seeds. In Costa Rica they cost about