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  Re: scotland independant

  by A Yahoo! User . Sep 4, 2008 05:28 . Permalink . Go to topic

  Independence..............?? A free prescription isn't what it is all aboot!

  Independence..............?? A free prescription isn't what it is all aboot!

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  Re: Saturday Evening Quick Joke

  by A Yahoo! User . Jun 15, 2008 02:08 . Permalink . Go to topic

  1. THINGY Female.......Any part under car's bonnet Male...........The strap fastener on a...

  1. THINGY
  
  Female.......Any part under car's bonnet
  Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra
  
  
  2 VULNERABLE
  
  Female.......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
  Male...........Playing cricket without a box
  
  
  3. COMMUNICATION
  
  Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
  Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys
  
  
  4. COMMITMENT
  
  Female....A desire to get married and raise a family
  Male........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one
  
  
  5. ENTERTAINMENT
  
  Female...A good movie, concert, play or book
  Male....Anything that can be done while drinking beer
  
  
  6. FLATULENCE
  
  Female...An embarrassing by product of indegestion
  Male......A source of entertainment, self-expression,
  male bonding
  
  
  7. MAKING LOVE
  
  Female....The greatest expression of intamacy a couple can achieve
  Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it
  
  
  8. REMOTE CONTROL
  
  Female... A devise for changing from one tv channel to another
  Male..A devise for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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  Re: WE LUV YA NIGE

  by A Yahoo! User . Jul 22, 2008 07:33 . Permalink . Go to topic

  well, Im open to giving lessons.... YOW AY GUNNA BE LAYTE UM TANOITE AMYER? YOW NEW WHAT...

  well, Im open to giving lessons....
  
  
  YOW AY GUNNA BE LAYTE UM TANOITE AMYER? YOW NEW WHAT TOIME YOW AD BETA BIN BACK ARM TELLINYER !!
  
  Thats what I said to mey daughter when she went out tonight, and asked her not to be late home.

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  Re: Escape to Victory..................................

  by A Yahoo! User . Oct 3, 2008 05:39 . Permalink . Go to topic

  Ozzie Ardiles........Arnold Muhran..........

  Ozzie Ardiles........Arnold Muhran..........

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  Another Marmite Receipe

  by A Yahoo! User . Aug 13, 2008 19:21 . Permalink

  Hot buttered toast,,,,,,thickly spread with MARMITE.. cover with grated extra mature chee...

  Hot buttered toast,,,,,,thickly spread with MARMITE..
  
  cover with grated extra mature cheese, shove it into the microwave for 1 minute
  
  Eat while still hot enough to burn your tongue.
  
  bootiful

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  Re: How pretty is Nige's #$%$?

  by A Yahoo! User . Aug 22, 2009 00:09 . Permalink . Go to topic

  Sorry ? Can you repeat that.......................?

  Sorry ?
  
  
  Can you repeat that.......................?

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  Re: Only FIVE points

  by A Yahoo! User . Nov 8, 2009 04:41 . Permalink . Go to topic

  ha ha ha ha ha ha...proof you arnt the real dogs...hook line and sinker !

  ha ha ha ha ha ha...proof you arnt the real dogs...hook line and sinker !

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  West Bromwich Albion..........................

  by A Yahoo! User . Jan 31, 2010 10:03 . Permalink

  WON... !!

  WON... !!

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  What wears Red and White Stripes...

  by A Yahoo! User . Feb 3, 2010 05:54 . Permalink

  ...and is made of Plastic ??

  ...and is made of Plastic ??

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  Re: Please Get a 100 Post Thread Guys!!

  by A Yahoo! User . Feb 19, 2009 18:04 . Permalink . Go to topic

  Rub a dub dub,.......dozens of men in a tub... Yawn...just got up... Who's rowing n...

  Rub a dub dub,.......dozens of men in a tub... Yawn...just got up...
  
  
  Who's rowing now Mike ?

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