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" ...or are you still in short trousers and self-soothing behind the school bike shed...? "
From our popular Manure Tranny. "SELF SOOTHING???????" Where does it get them from, the latest copy of "Beef With Muscles"..??... LMFCO.....
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 18, 2013 19:58 Flag
A Troll with a glass eye, and saddle bags, Oinky?? RU sure? If 'it's' got two holes, then surely we can pick it up like a 6 pack, and take it along to the game. No?
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 16, 2013 23:02 Flag
With flaps like a Mexicans saddle bags, and a glass eye, why bother with the Blind old cow, Oinky. Now wait just a minute, I think I just sussed something here.. She fancies you! Now just how 'blind' is that?? I bet she'd laugh her flaps off at that......
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 10, 2013 14:20 Flag
There's an overwhelming stench of burnt Pork here today. And someone forgot to stick an apple in it's mouth. Africa has it's Messi, and the Arsenal board, it's knuckle grazers(the high forehead, with the eyes close together, denoting lack of intelligence). Funny how they've always invaded us from the North. Must be the quality of living down South, and the appeal of a bright shiny new stadium, as opposed to the rabbit hutches they are used to. Ohhh! the squalor. LMFCO.
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 8, 2013 23:40 Flag
Oh! that piggy is to deep for me. I'm lost here. He's really 'out there' isn't he.? either that, or a fruit pie chocolate drop, with a penchant for the finer things in life, like watching Manure lose, sat in a cold, p..ss wet, (refurbished, second hand, 'Old' Trafford) honking them on, with little effect.
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 8, 2013 14:37 Flag
Well you're damn right about that.......Wenger has done this too often, playing someone out of position to suit his formation. It's making Wiltshire look off, to me.
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 8, 2013 09:50 Flag
Not the same old Anelka(or was it?) and did you say you were happy with Jack on the left Govinda? Sorry, but your reply didn't make sense. Mine was nothing to do with him 'falling down'. Though he had a case for all the tackles flying in....Does he invite them, is the question?
the press are laying into Manure now, after scraping past a meaningless Sunderland without a rudder.
"But the defending Premier League champions – who will not retain their title next summer – remained a shambles, with the previously imperious defensive pairing of Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand resembling a lower-league clogger partnership barely fit to grace a starting XI at Selhurt Park let alone Old Trafford."
Oh dear piggy, prune, eric! More sh..t shaped, than pear. No?
- Reply to OINK OINK! Oct 4, 2013 18:36Baldrick Baldrick Oct 5, 2013 19:44 Flag
Another Wenger size 12 up the rear was it piggy?? BTW you don't #$%$ as well do you? Its just that you sound a sucker...ha ha has ha. No, sorry. Its hehehehehe! Isn't that how piggys go when having a new one torn?
Ohhhh! And listen to piggy squeal, like he's being humped by AW. Come on piggy, lets hear you give us all a real laugh explaining what you know about Man Utd, football, Arsenal, or even knowing where you are at the moment. Probably sat in your one up, one down council house, combing your whippets for nits, wearing a cloth cap(that hasn't left your bald head for months) a woodbine #$%$, in tobacco stained fingers, and drinking Brown Ale, while eating pickled eggs.. How am I doing so far. Close, piggy?
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 2, 2013 23:06 Flag
R U sure Oinky? I've heard they banged the old sad sack up, in India, caught riding a ladyboy, on a charpoy in full rodeo cowboy leather chaps, and boots. He was dragged, kicking and screaming of the poor little buggers back yelling something about he was on a 'Black Ops'!!! under deep cover.
Well didn't that performance put a few noses out of joint, including Yahoo.. Come on Prune & Mr Cantona, lets be having one of your real fun jokes about Arsenal now, and Wenger. Or perhaps you'd like to fill us all in about what when wrong with ManUre, and your latest debacle. Haven't the balls for that then, eh? Taxi for Moyes & Van Persil anyone??? Eat your bloody heart out you Dutch pillock.
- Baldrick Baldrick Oct 1, 2013 20:38 Flag
Oh! please Govinda, are you a complete fool or a Mormon? Man Utd. are going no where this season. Perhaps you should support another team. Why not Man Utd. since you have such faith in their ability to remain at the top. They are getting hammered using the Moyes 'method'. Seems Bottle Nose Ferguson chose poorly. And not for the first time.
Wasn't a turn up for the books at all. It's what's been coming for a long time. WBA & AV.????? Manchester must be in mourning, and weeping into their beer tonight. And while I'm at it, why not call a 'Yid' a 'Yid'. They seem to think its funny. Well it is now. Needing the Refs assistants, to hold out against Chelsea. Plus a few dying Swans in Wales tonight. Boy oh! boy; isn't life suddenly very good for AW and Arsenal, and all the supporters who stayed faithful. Gotta scratch the head though, and wonder where all the big mouthed, #$%$, manure chumps are now. Come on Prune and Erik with a K, gives us one of your 'funny' Arsenal jokes. Or have you crawled back into your sh..t hole???
- Baldrick Baldrick Sep 27, 2013 15:07 Flag
"that was a stroke of genius ball #$%$br /
you mean to say you posted all that on a MESSAGE FORUM in order to trick me into posting? "
Oh dear! Yes I'm afraid so Piggyshit. And once again you're up for seconds........I'm not PMSL. oh no!.
I'm rolling about absolutely trying to hold my guts in, they hurt so much, laughing at you. If you need a career, try busking for a living, they'd be chucking money at you; literally. AAAAAHHHHHHH! HA! HA HA! HA! AaaaaaaaaHahahahahaha! Oh dear what a #$%$. You can't add 6 & 9, never mind anything else.