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...remind you of anything Rikki. Something that dried up years ago perhaps? Laugh your f...ing c..ck off.. at that ...ho ho!
Oh dear oh dear....Rikki the original pommy punch bag.....the outback BBQ 'ed Banger, with a penchant for calling himself names like.........Bollocky Bill the outback cowboy...try that one Rikki...come on...give us all a laugh at your expense...its getting boring on here with football 'veterans' like Vindaloo, who knows the 'price' of everything(except into The Emirates), but the 'value' of nothing; but his own risible posts....ho ho...Jacobs
coat of many colours.. Did you ever hear the likes of it?.....come on Rikki - Laugh Your F...ing #$%$ Off. That sounds so 'original'......like 'drummer the bummer'...oh look everyone it rhymes ...isn't Rikki clever????? Less
- Baldrick Baldrick Mar 4, 2014 18:04 Flag
...you'll not get a free one with yourself Rikki....its no good, it doesn't work, as much as you try. ...wibble wibble wibble wibble.......?? whatever that means. Only a 'piggy' would know...nobody else seems to.... Been mucked out today have you Rikki, after you've had your mouth in the trough...tee hee(isn't that how it goes, tee hee!) Have a witchetty grub and relax, its all good fun with you...I always laugh my #$%$ off at you. Easy peasy. OMG! I'm so riled I could spit...tee hee !
...remind you of anything Rikki. Something that dried up years ago perhaps? Laugh your f...ing c..ck off.. at that ...ho ho!
Oh dear oh dear....Rikki the original pommy punch bag.....the outback BBQ 'ed Banger, with a penchant for calling himself names like.........Bollocky Bill the outback cowboy...try that one Rikki...come on...give us all a laugh at your expense...its getting boring on here with football 'veterans' like Vindaloo, who knows the 'price' of everything(except into The Emirates), but the 'value' of nothing; but his own risible posts....ho ho...Jacobs coat of many colours.. Did you ever hear the likes of it?.....come on Rikki - Laugh Your F...ing #$%$ Off. That sounds so 'original'......like 'drummer the bummer'...oh look everyone it rhymes ...isn't Rikki clever?????
- Baldrick Baldrick Mar 3, 2014 22:32 Flag
Stick to hockey Govinda. You haven't a clue about football. You talk a good game, but that's about it. Everything else, 'irks' you. Where on earth did you get that one from. 'Irks'??
Just listen to yourself.
" part of me would take 4th. What is better, a guaranteed 4th or a possible 3rd or 5th(?) All are still possible for Arsenal". & " It irks me seeing the likes of Wilshire and Giroud go down so easily".!!!!
Is that some kind of in joke we are not aware of, or are you simple and serious together?
Why in your Gods name would you say that? It smacks of everything but belief in anything, including yourself. Jacob asked if you were a 'fair weather' supporter. I can understand why, after a post like that. I wouldn't want a seat next to you at The Emirates that's for sure. You'd have us all committing suicide before half time.
- Baldrick Baldrick Mar 1, 2014 20:14 Flag
Oh and BTW. did anyone notice if there was Ref officiating the match. If so the FA need to look at his performances, and on reviewing the challenges thrown in by Adams and Co. ask him if he had forgotten his Red Card, or taken a back hander for the game.
OMG! we lost???? Are we doomed to go the same way as Manure?? We'll never live this down. What was AW thinking off, playing that team, and that formation. We're not bl..dy supermen, we are fragile, and Stokes tactics were obvious from the start. Play well and we'll beat them. Simple really. But we cant do anything 'simple' can we. We even make hard work of scoring, #$%$ footing around the penalty area, when sometimes, what's needed is wham, bang & thank you mam. Very much like we do with people like piggyshyte on here. Narf Sad.
The whereabouts of RikkiLeaks founder Rikki Altree is not known, though the last signal picked up in hyper space was said to originate from a tropical location deep in the Australian wet lands outside of Cairns. He is known to be travelling with a companion known only as Piggy, who along with their laptops in swag bags, are avoiding all attempts to bring them to justice to answer charges of inappropriate behaviour. This on a flight out of Bali Indonesia, when they were found to have indecent images of kangaroos in compromising positions which they had been selling to the local tourist trade as 'nature' shots of Australia to fund there Web site RikkiLeaks. When apprehended by the airport authorities they made a run for it, leaving behind a bag containing stained underwear, and thongs only, and a ticket for a destination to Wagga Wagga. At present they are known to have gone bush, or as one officer described it 'gone troppo'.' But they will be brought to book' he said, citing the case of Ned Kelly, where the law spared no expense. Asked if there would be a 'Kangaroo Court' he said that in their case anything would be possible, given the seriousness of their crimes. The public should not attempt to approach them, as they can be very offensive to the nose, having been on the run for so long, without adequate personal cleanliness, trying to stay one step ahead of the law, which would have left them more than a little ripe, he said,
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- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 26, 2014 14:34 Flag
Its well past the time most good folk are sleeping comfortably in The Colonies. Yet here is Altree still pumping away at his (I was going to say keyboard) himself in a desperate attempt at covering himself in( I was going to say glory) relief, after a hard day riding his 'piggy' bareback, and not getting anywhere....except a dose of The Oink, FOB & Slayer, almost certain to give him nightmares.......there's no helping the afflicted, is there?
- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 25, 2014 14:55 Flag
Thanks for your reply Rikki Altree. That just confirms what we always knew. Not only thick, but ignorant into the bargain. If not me, then lets hear about some of your past then. Seems others have documented enough of your 'exploits' to know that you lie and deceive at every opportunity, unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality.......and if I may say so, you seem to have completely lost any sense of difference between what is after all only chatter, and what is abuse, and on subjects and people you can have no possible knowledge of, other than what you make up in that screwed up head of yours. In the mean time please continue in the same way you always do, by ignoring what is blindingly obvious to everyone, and trying to make sense your childish replies. I wonder if you ever grew up. If so it must have been in the dysfunctional atmosphere of outback Australia. I therefore forgive you. It couldn't have been easy being accepted as an immigrant with a £10 tag on him. Believe me that's something I do know about. Ask Ray Sperring, one of your Q'land vote catchers. He'll put you straight. As will the Grainger boys should they ever catch up with you. We haven't forgotten, even if you try to kid us you have.
....with all the trimmings and warm comforts
. I'm sorry, but I come from a time, stamping my feet to keep warm on The North Bank at Highbury, and this kind of thing leaves me cold. No pun intended. We taught the world a game, from the days of laced up balls, and wearing boots a man wouldn't wear for a bet today, on fields fit for cows. And did we enjoy it?? My oath we did. We were all together then. Today we have fairies and prima donna's gracing fields you can play Bowls on, and 'on suite' facilities in the Corporate stands, that wouldn't be out of place in an expensive holiday resort in The Bahamas. And all for a 'simple' game of football.......I can see the day when
the pitch will be a stage, with a curtain, opened to a fanfare, and the footballers all in glitter spandex, and ballet shoes for boots(absolutely no body contact allowed). And of course there will be a curtain call for the winning team. Don't laugh, some of them are almost there now. This is what its coming to, and I'm glad I was born before it degenerates completely, I have been lucky to have seen some of the greats both past and present. Can they really get any better in the future? Only when they make the ball smaller and the goals bigger, and that may not be as far away as you think.
Isnt that just like a desperate Manure. They are actually going to play and pay a has been clown like Rooney. Even begging him to stay.300 thousand a week!! What for a barrel of lard who has nothing left. He even had to wear a syrup to hide his baldy head. Who in their right mind would, except Moyes and the desperate Manure board...things must be worse than anyone thought.
Poor Rikki. it must be like waking up from a nightmare every time he 'goes home' to Yahoo and sees Arsenal have won(easily) and dodgeabanana has ripped him a new one yet again. They say there is no peace for the wicked, especially when they are half dead, living in under a tin roof in the outback, having been bare back riding all day to get a pint of the amber liquid. A nightmare indeed.....and only these boards to cling onto, to alleviate the boredom and madness poor Rikki finds himself in out there. and I mean like he's 'really out there' isn't he. Still on a hammock dreaming of Bali beach and all the fat slags he had in his dreams. Tee Hee!! isn't that how it goes Rikki Altree...hee hee hee hee hee come on rikki lets have another of your 'midget' jokes, or piggy jokes, or Heh! what about a yank and well hung joke from you, anything to break the boredom Ay Rikki?? PMSL!!!!!!!
- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 18, 2014 14:22 Flag
Oh! please, please, stop answering your own post butch. you're doing it again, showing just how willing you are to make a mockery of yourself. Now get to your stinking pit, its well past your 'pass out' time. and don't forget to check that you have a bottle ready for the morning, now will you? Its going to be a hot one.
- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 18, 2014 11:10 Flag
Seems that in all this nonsense with the scrotum altree trying to orchestrate a bible class on football, one thing seems to have been completely ignored. Refresh my memory, but didn't we go to the Germans bunker last season and give them a walloping. No?? Oh well I must have dreamt it then. Why in Gods name would anyone take a know nothings, silly little boy arguments about teams and football that he has never understood, supported, or even knows anything about. Surely there are better things you can do with your life. Just because he is stuck out there in the middle of nowhere, with nothing else to do, doesn't mean that you have to join him. When someone like him suggest to a poster, whose avatar represents someone dark skinned, that he should change it to a white man(for reasons only altree could think of), that to me sounds, and indeed reads like outright racism. Even the thought is enough, because nobody else mentioned colour or creed. Apologies Govinda, but that kind of thing is all your ever going to get from this man. Like his forefathers he has a white policy issue, and is also needs to cling onto England for reasons only he knows. Be warned he will try to find a way into your head, in his misery of a life.
.........Jim will fix him. its called #$%$ that butch........oh dear oh dear oh dear....fall down pmsl!!!
Was that one lump or two vicar??? or perhaps you'd like to dip your 'biscuit'...No???? oh dear oh dear oh dear...now '#$%$' off butch. LoL pmsl.. someone pass the ky......I'm going down the Well Hung'... oh dear oh dear altree, there's no stopping the sand getting in when your riding in the outback....oh dear oh dear Ive just pmsllllll.... and don't forget to wear your leathers to stop the chaffing.....oh dear ive gotta go, I cant stop pmsl!!!
- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 16, 2014 20:46 Flag
You can always tell who has played football or at least know the rudiments of the game. That was an excellent tackle by Ox to deny Webb the opportunity of awarding another penalty to L'pool. Swearez saw Ox coming(from a long way off), and known for his quick thinking in front of goal, he angled himself nicely(and going the wrong way from goal), and if you were watching carefully you will see him quickly get rid of the ball just before the tackle comes in. Had he not, Ox would have made contact with the ball. Webb saw this, so did I, but not you it seems. Swearez is a past master at simulation, and it is always the same face, contorted with pain as though he had just lost both legs in an accident. Christ, his excuse for the infamous 'bite' was, that he missed lunch. Wake up Govinda and try 'reading' the players as well. BTW didn't hear any complaints about Webb not offering GerryBoy a red after his second blatant foul on Ox. So who got away with what? Nobody. If not for both goalkeepers it would have been a basket ball score, which we won.
...is why there is stony silence from maureeno and his failed side from the Stamford Bridge ex- Greyhound Racing track, and nothing from The Theatre of Gay Screams......Life really is a #$%$ sometimes, and noted Wenger in his programme, that it was surprising how some at Chelsea find it so easy to humiliate themselves, and that perhaps they were better employed racing greyhound. Also noting that 'failure' was a Portuguese word he was not familiar with, if you pardon his French....nicely put Arsene.
Step up L'pool, and let see what you've got at a place and time not of your choosing. Should be fun to watch big mouth Rodgers swallow it. Well we can hope can't we???
- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 14, 2014 14:55 Flag
still suffering from the same old rikki shyte I see fab. Someone should put some rat poison in his beer. He still thinks Jacob is the old dodger, and is a 'yank' FFS! There's no doubt the man's a moron who was last in line when they handed out the brains, I think.....best to ignore him, or we could all end up in the funny farm. BTW fab, you didn't mention that despite losing two of our most valuable assets in Walcott and Ramsey, we still maintain 2nd place, and Europe and the FA Cup.....and where are 'the jokers' now, Ecker Cuntona and Le Poof?? Vanished like a fart in the wind now things aren't going to plan......chuckle!!!.....
- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 12, 2014 14:48 Flag
Funny old world this is. One time the guy can do no wrong. But of course, we need a whipping boy for our failures, and that seems to be Giroud. His first opportunity against L'pool goes astray, and now he is the villain, everyone seeming to forget that we had just gone one down in the first minutes of the game, and this was Girouds first touch, practically, and he's supposed to hit the target?? Yes, if had an armchair in front of a goal on a big screen, with a cold beer in his hand, like all the big mouth, fat lazy armchair a/holes, he couldn't miss could he . !!!??? Wake up and try playing the game sometime, even if its only in your forgetful minds. The whole bl...dy team(Ozil more than most) was to blame for that defeat, not just Giroud.
- Baldrick Baldrick Feb 10, 2014 15:44 Flag
No bloody worries. Funny you should mention that ' get it wide and whip it in'. MCX. I thought that was precisely what L'pool did those first early minutes.....No??? Caught us out anyway...