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Did you know Christopher aka Le Prof (Le Poof) tried to take the intensive Shaolin Kung Fu course for developing internal force and combat application but unfortunately he was just too fat and unfit to cope with it, so I put him on the Tai Chi Chuan course with the pensioners instead.
- Grandmaster Kit Grandmaster Kit Mar 13, 2013 12:50 Flag
Hey "ButtUgly" Christopher, what did I teach you about being an online troll?
- Grandmaster Kit Grandmaster Kit Jan 3, 2013 20:03 Flag
Munch munch...you just did!
Did you know my master is actually an internationally recognised grandmaster from China. Sifu Wong Kiew Kit. He's the number one in the world outside the Shaolin temple and has a lineage tracing back to a 4th generation monk from inside the temple.
I know it doesn't apply to the Man U fans on here since none of you are real f**king mancs to begin with!
It's still hilarious though, you fat b**tards!
- Grandmaster Kit Grandmaster Kit Dec 27, 2012 10:04 Flag
"Merry christmas opne and all even the poor intellectually challenged ABU's who spout brainless claptrap"
opne? Hahahahahahahahaha Alan C.
If I were you I'd worry more about these poor intellectually challenged hypocritical Man U fans like yourself!
Fancy posting on Xmas Day, you sad, pathetic person! Hahaha
- Grandmaster Kit Grandmaster Kit Dec 27, 2012 09:59 Flag
Great post abu_president, that pretty much sums up every willy sucker who claims to be a Man U fan on this board.
Wait until Fergie retires and the rot sets in, it'll be like the 1980s all over again for Man U.
- Grandmaster Kit Grandmaster Kit Dec 27, 2012 09:55 Flag
Oh do shut up you biased p rick!
Evans was clinging onto Cisse because he was outpaced.
Nobody forced Evans to shin the ball into his own net, if he'd knocked it wide of the goal you'd all be saying what a great interception it was and forgetting about offsides.
Evans scored an own goal and it was correct to give it.
Strange how Fabricio Coloccini was deliberately fouled seconds before Man U scored their winner, funny how Fergie and every Man U fan failed to see that one, you should all be thanking the referee for gifting Man U another 3 points.
Same old Man U, always cheating!