HAHAHA!! Typical Geordie, all mouth until it's time to put up, then he bottles it!
" WITHIN A MATTER OF HOURS! "........ Yeah, the NEXT DAY!
Don't worry about the link, bottler, I can post links to Youtube, but you don't want me to, because it will shut you right up.
The difference between you and me, bottler, is that I don't need to pretend, I really AM a traveller, not just Newcastle, France, and a week in Germany looking for a job!
So next time I'm down the beach I'm gonna make a little video, taking the p1ss out of you, which is as easy as p1ssing up a wall!
You come back now, my infatuated little fishy!!
Talk about infatuation!
It majorly p1sses you off that I'm really in Asia, and you can only pretend to be in Mexico City!
Maybe you'd like a little bet?
I'll prove where I am, I'll post a message from here to you, on youtube, which will shut you right up!
Is there any particular beach you'd like the message from?
No wonder the whole world laughs at Geordies!