Another dodgy joke.
(to maintain political correctness I shall omit the nationalities of t...
Another dodgy joke. (to maintain political correctness I shall omit the nationalities of the 2 foreign doctors)
Once upon a time... otside the maternity ward of a NHS hospital there were 2 XXXXXX doctors in heated discussion.
One said to the other "I tell you it's WHOOOM" The other said "No! No! No! It's WHUOOOOMH"
An English doctor is walking along the long corridor and comes within earshot of this exchange as he nears the 2 XXXXX doctors.
As he gets nearer to the 2 foreign doctors the English doctor said: "Excuse me gentlemen, I think I can help - It;s womb, that's spelt W- O- M-B" and politely nodded and walked on down the corridor past the 2 foreign doctors. To which one of the XXXXXX doctors said to the other "Whats the F*ck does he know about buffaloes farting under water?"
2 Geordie Lasses were scurrying up the Bigg Market and they went past a hairdressers where...
2 Geordie Lasses were scurrying up the Bigg Market and they went past a hairdressers where the door was open and a women was getting singe curls put into her hair. The smell of the singed hair drifted out onto the street and one Geordie lass said to the other " hey Tracy, ah think we're running too fast"
As part of my role with in DSS I tracked Dirty Barrry/Audrey down by homing in on the sign...
As part of my role with in DSS I tracked Dirty Barrry/Audrey down by homing in on the signal that is emitted from the tag which the county courts said should remain permanently attached to his leg. I found him rummaging through some waste bins at the side of northern bus station and took him to the nearby wooden hut cafe to get him a hot drink and #$%$ his situation.
He told me that hours before he was evicted from the Salvation Army Hostel. I contacted the hostel who said that he was an unfortunate attention seeker who was evicted for his own safety. In an attempt to gain sympathy from the other vagrants, at one stage threatened to commit suicide – only to be met with queues of residents advising him of the quickest and most effective method to end it all. Some of them even offered to get the ‘tools’ for him – and apparently because of his overwhelming bodily stench many of them asking him to shoot himself in the arm pit. He fled tearfully to the streets after this great blow to his low esteem and this is where I found him. He explained to me that he changed his name from Dirty Barry (supposed to link to the Clint Eastwood character Dirty Harry) to Audrey because no one guessed it and did not get the respect and admiration he yearns for. His change to Audrey has made him even more deluded - at one point claiming on Manchester United boards that he was the owner of a plush mansion a few streets away from Stamford Bridge. That afternoon I took DB to the Big Issue office hoping he might be able to find some suitable employment but the proprietor said they needed people with better presentation than the individual I had beside me – he kindly advised me that northern sewage company were seeking workers to clear out sewage trenches below Middlesboro and that might suit an individual of Dirty Barry’s talents. This may be DB’s answer to gaining into a more meaningful life. We can only hope…………………………….
The latest news is that these 3 cricketers have said they would never ever do such a thing...
The latest news is that these 3 cricketers have said they would never ever do such a thing and it is all made up. And as usual the Pakistan Ambassador says he believes them. So once again no more surprises - they are doing doing waht comes natural -lying and cheating
On Sunday 14th November the nation will stand silent and pay respects to those who have fa...
On Sunday 14th November the nation will stand silent and pay respects to those who have fallen in the great wars and other conflicts. The men and women who have sacrificed their own lives for this country in order to create a better world - have not drifted from the memory of decent people who will show respect for the efforts of those that have fallen. Remembrance Sunday gives all communities and gatherings of decent folk to mark this solemn occasion with a minute of silence. At sporting events and other occasions acknowledge together the efforts of countries like the United Kingdom to stand up against tyranny to protect our own freedoms, no matter what the cost. Chelsea FC has been affiliated with the Pensioners (Ex Servicemen who have been disabled) for many years, actually even adopting the name as their nickname for many years . Chelsea FC adidas home kit pays tribute to their veteran supporters - the Chelsea pensioners, who are famed for their red coats, with the inclusion of a red trim on their traditional blue strip. Let us all of us who use the message boards stand together and pay tribute to those who have served this country in the past and present. Note: Please cut and copy this post to prevent to being deleted – and forward you comments to yahoo UK
Celtic have apologised for an anti-poppy banner that was displayed during the 9-0 win over Aberdeen at Parkhead on Saturday. Celtic responded to the controversy by issuing a statement on the club's website which said: "The actions of this small minority have no place at Celtic Park. We are currently investigating the matter and, clearly, we apologise for any offence caused."
YAHOO. COM have continued to delete any message of respect yet allow abuse (as in the Celtic placards) on any anti UK isssue
On Sunday 14th November the nation will stand silent and pay respects to those who have fa...
On Sunday 14th November the nation will stand silent and pay respects to those who have fallen in the great wars and other conflicts. The men and women who have sacrificed their own lives for this country in order to create a better world - have not drifted from the memory of decent people who will show respect for the efforts of those that have fallen. Remembrance Sunday gives all communities and gatherings of decent folk to mark this solemn occasion with a minute of silence. At sporting events and other occasions acknowledge together the efforts of countries like the United Kingdom to stand up against tyranny to protect our own freedoms, no matter what the cost. Chelsea FC has been affiliated with the Pensioners (Ex Servicemen who have been disabled) for many years, actually even adopting the name as their nickname for many years . Chelsea FC adidas home kit pays tribute to their veteran supporters - the Chelsea pensioners, who are famed for their red coats, with the inclusion of a red trim on their traditional blue strip. Let us all of us who use the message boards stand together and pay tribute to those who have served this country in the past and present. Note: Please cut and copy this post to prevent to being deleted – and forward you comments to yahoo UK
Celtic have apologised for an anti-poppy banner that was displayed during the 9-0 win over Aberdeen at Parkhead on Saturday. Celtic responded to the controversy by issuing a statement on the club's website which said: "The actions of this small minority have no place at Celtic Park. We are currently investigating the matter and, clearly, we apologise for any offence caused."
This is not true steveshepnew... the fact is that DB did indeed attempt to force a member ...
This is not true steveshepnew... the fact is that DB did indeed attempt to force a member of the primate species into sex.. fortunately the RSPCA had been alerted and prevented the act from taking place just as DB was about to insert his tiddler inside the terrified creature.. DB has been placed on the Animal Protection List for life... but no doubt he will be tempted again in the future
