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One claims 'it' has backpacking beach bar trips to Bali and Mount Rinjani so 'it' can fiddle with wild Orungutans then claims it's best online pal since Hissy Pithy, Sour Bitterness is away on holiday flashing it's Haggis growler in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek...
...yet both are still posting rubbish in here when on these amazing travels?
Your travels and holidays sound like a right load of old shyte to me, the truth of the matter is that you're both a couple of saddos, sat there 24/7 posting argumentative shyte on this Moanchester Ushyted board at every opportunity whilst claiming to have such great lives!
This forum stinks of bullshyte and it comes from this board's answer to Fred and Rose West.
I hear there's a Wee Jimmy Krankie lookalike on here who flashes her horrible old growler to anyone who can offer her a swig of Tennent's Special?
She must be dying of extreme thirst then? PMSL!!!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:49 Flag
Well you pal Altree claimed he'd heard from you and that you'd said you'd just landed in Kathmandu , so it was all bullshyte like I knew it was all along.
Thanks for that.
BITE, BITE, BITE!!!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:24 Flag
You claim you've been away on holiday but your pal Walter 'Altree' Mitty posted Feb 7, 2014 11:46
"Sweet is on holiday, last I heard they had just landed in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek."
It must have been a short trip?
What's next, backpacker beach bar holidays in Bali and Mount Rinjani?
The pair of you get as far as La-la land and your keyboards, you're a right couple of bullshyters!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 5, 2014 13:53 Flag
It'll be more likely you getting things deleted, you've already got a long history for snitching to Yahoo when the going gets tough and people rile you up.
I've noticed some of my recent posts have gone missing from this board, you know, the ones where I've been giving you a good old cyberspanking, so why would someone like Kipper go and get those deleted?
PS - good to see you've finally posted a photo of your face as your avatar, you silly old woofter!
LMFAO - OINK OINK!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 6, 2014 15:30 Flag
Something has definitely went and riled the pair of them within the last few hours, I wonder would it could possible be J A C K ?
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:37 Flag
It's ok Jack, I have them both sussed for the bullshyters that they are!
There's no escape from the OINK OINK for them and their fibs!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 16, 2014 12:40 Flag
Now, which idiot would be daft enough to cough up £27 million for Fellaini?
Oh, that's right, Man U under 'the chosen one' Moyes! LMFAO
Now Moyes is eyeing up Sunderland's keeper Vito Mannone, which begs the question, is Moyes trying to unsettle Mannone or his own butterfingers goalie, the 'dougnut' thief David de Gea just before the League Cup semi-final second leg?
What I find funny though, is that Sunderland have a habit of buying Man U's old cast offs, but here's Man U interested in an Arsenal cast off that's recently signed for the mackems, how quickly the times change ey?
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 10, 2014 00:11 Flag
You and Altree should back each other up better, you a couple of numpties that everyone rips the p!ss out of on here!
The sooner you get to grips with that one, the better!
Catch you later, you stinking haggis munching old growler!
...dismissed...HAHAHA indeed? HAHAHA you'll be biting again soon enough, it's pretty much guaranteed!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 19, 2014 18:35 Flag
Were you watching?
Were you watching?
Were you watching down in Cairns?
LMFAO @ Chelsea 3 - 1 Man Ushyted
Got to love how you were posting on here over and over again when I wasn't even logged in!
Proof if any was ever needed, that you've been sat there HOURS just waiting for me to come back and hand you your backside yet again! You're OWNED BY A GEORDIE and I bet my backteeth that your Arsenal 'pals' on here are having a good old chuckle at your expense!
Go bang an Orungutan you silly old coffin dodger! PMSL!!!
- OINK OINK! by OINK OINK! Feb 25, 2014 23:48 Flag
Moanchester Ushyted beaten 2-0 - ROTFFLMFAO....no wonder it's tumbleweed time on here...again!!!
And remember, Moyes is 'The Chosen One' now! LMFAO!!!
What a load of shyte Moanchester Ushyted are, shyte, just like their shyte glory boy plastic fans who always seem to go missing when their overrated team of money grabbing mercenaries gets handed their backside!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 10:47 Flag
Come on, it's about time you started dishing some dirt on the old Orungutan fiddling tit, it'll have 'IT' squirming and biting in no time at all!
Rats leaping off a sinking ship comes to mind straight away!
He'll not be the only one come the summer.
I bet there's a few former Man U 'fans' already binning their horrible red Moanchester Ushyted shirts and opting for the sky blue of Manchester City since their League Cup final win against the monkey mackems.
- Reply to Kel Feb 19, 2014 15:15OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 6, 2014 11:51 Flag
LMFAO - you're clutching at straws Altree!
YOU'RE OWNED BY A GEORDIE...AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Dec 18, 2013 11:59 Flag
I've challenged Walter Mitty Butch to have my personal details, name, address, phone number posted on here and the Arsenal forum by saturday 21.12.2013 - if he ducks out of the challenge or fails to post, then we all know his $500 and closed hacking sites claim are a right old load of codswallop!
No doubt Walter Mitty Butch will suddenly decide to go on holiday again, perhaps for a bit more wild Orungutan spotting over the festive period? - LMFAO
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 10:39 Flag
Hey Orungutan fiddler, learn to read properly, Roy said The Smiths were his second favourite band and that their lyrics were quality, he never stated that Morrissey was his hero.
Personally, I can't stand Morrissey or The Smiths but I did chuckle at Morrissey's "reggae is vile" statement, I fully agree with him on that one.
If Morrissey and The Smiths get under your skin and irritate a nothing and nobody like you Altree, then I'll applaud them for that reason alone!
- Reply to OINK OINK! Feb 25, 2014 23:48OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 26, 2014 00:16 Flag
Sorry J A C K, I'd have replied to you sooner mate, but I decided to go wild Orungutan spotting!
Anything to stop the laughter over Moanchester Ushyted's performance on the pitch earlier!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 5, 2014 18:56 Flag
Yeah, perhaps a photo of an Oruguntan's backside would be more fitting for Altree's face.
Who is 'it' trying to kid with 'it's' deletions' thread when everyone other than 'it's' dopey pal, the "wee Jimmy Krankie lookalike" knows better?
Butch will be sat there right now, flagging this post and crying to Yahoo!
Watch how the orungutan fiddler bites!
My 30,000 posts compared to your 3,000,000,000 says it all.
And you travel the world? When exactly? You're always on here, you soft Man U loving fairy!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 6, 2014 23:08 Flag
"MOANCHEATERS UNITURD - Can you imagine how thick, stupid and immature someone would need to be to come up with something as childish as that?"
Well, it's obviously got under your skin enough to post a thread about it, you owld poofter!
OWNED BY A GEORDIE....again and again and again and again!