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- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 23, 2014 14:35 Flag
The Orungutan fiddler wasn't even watching Moanchester Ushyted getting knocked out of the League Cup by 5under1and, 'it' was too busy being a tit on here prattling on about people sending e-mails etc, you can see from 'it's' recent post history.
So, as far as I'm concerned, the 10 pound pom, Outback Cowboy is no longer a proper Moanchester Ushyted fan in my eyes ('it' was never classed as a a proper supporter since 'it' doesn't go to the matches) as 'it' would rather troll the Yahoo Forums than watch the football team that 'it' 'allegedly' supports on the telly!
Altree the silly old tit.
Greater Manchester Police have been forced to release a statement warning football fans not to waste their time after a Moanchester Ushyted fan phoned 999 and "demanded" to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson. LMFAO!!!
The phone call was made by a supporter in a 'drunken state' after Ushyted crashed out of the League Cup to 5under1and on penalties.
Funny though, the caller was from the Crumpsall area in North Manchester, who'd have thought it, a Moanchester Ushyted fan from the Manchester area.
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 22, 2014 23:02 Flag
I know that you're watching you old fruit!
REPLY and you've bitten to my thread and I've won!
IGNORE me, and you've bottled it and I've still won!
LMFAO - fancy getting knocked out of the League Cup semis by 5under1and though! HAHAHA!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 22, 2014 22:52 Flag
Oh, and I see the Orungutan fiddler has been too busy posting #$%$ on here to watch his beloved Manchester Ushyted playing the second leg of a cup semi-final.
So you see Botch, you're what I've always said you were, A PLASTIC FAN and not a proper supporter!
What a boring, shyte match but what an end to the game, I'm still howling with laughter over David 'doughnut nicker' de Gea's hilarious butterfingers moment off Bardsley's weak shot, hahahaha dodgy keeper!
That has to be some of the worse penalties I've ever seen taken though!
Nice to see the Man U fans practising the fire drill in record time rather than applauding the winners!
Be thankful, Manchester City would have only got out and raped Ushyted in the final at Wembley. ;)
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 22, 2014 11:25 Flag
"PS: Don't forget, my sweaty little pig, if you reply, I win, if you don't reply, I win .... your choice!"
So, what do you actually win then, other than the "Lifetime Yahoo Message Board Numpty" award?
LMFAO you'll do just about anything to wipe the egg off your face and change the subject when someone goes and makes a big flabby tit of you on here!
You reckon you had MCMXCIX blocked from the Man U forum whilst trying to imply at the same time that you're in cohorts with the powers that be at Yahoo.
ROTFFLMFAO you're full of shyte!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 22, 2014 11:04 Flag
To be honest, I don't think anybody cares.
How many hours have you managed to tally up this week posting shyte?
For almost a decade you've been on here 24/7, making a numpty out of yourself.
Do you think you're impressing anybody other than your pal with the growler that stinks of haggis?
I'm hoping Chelsea do Man Ushyted 2-0.
I do think it'll be 'tumbleweed time' on here this evening, even though Walter Mitty, the Orungutan fiddler will be sat there glued to this forum, aching to respond to my posts whilst watching the Yahoo Matchcast! ;)
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 19, 2014 13:34 Flag
FYI, Walter Mitty the Orunugutan banger 'idiot' - if you look, you were the one biting within minutes of me replying to some ridiculous message which you'd posted on January the 25th.
You claimed that you and Yahoo (we) had people banned from these forums, then you try your best to squirm out of it when you've been exposed (yet again) as a liar and made to look stupid.
Once again your pants have been pulled down around your ankles and your fat old behind has been spanked stupid until it's bright red, face it, you've been OWNED BY A GEORDIE again!!! ROTFFLMLFAO!!!!
You really are one stupid old Man Ushyted douchebag!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 19, 2014 10:40 Flag
Yup, how did I know I'd get Walter Mitty biting within no time at all?
LMFAO - I'd really love to know when you've apparently made me look stupid 'hundreds' of times on here?
You're the one who has made ridiculous claims on numerous occasions that you're going to find individuals via their IP address or unleash the FBI upon people because they went and nicked one of their Yahoo ID's.
Face it tithead, everyone pulls your pants down, spanks your backside and leaves you red-faced on these boards, and they always have done.
I see that you're still arguing about Oruguntan spelling, check out sites like 'The Orangutan Foundation' etc etc etc not one of them use the hyphen spelling!
PS - I'm still waiting for these personal videos on youTube from beaches in Bali, so sad old ballsack.
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 19, 2014 09:51 Flag
Obviously nobody is interested, since your posts are always a load of shyte all of the time!
Go bang an Orungutan.
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 19, 2014 09:46 Flag
You've had nobody blocked Walter Mitty and there's no "we" when it comes to you and Yahoo, you daft old Oruguntan fiddler.
To spoil your day, access to the Prawnchester Uniturd forum;
Here MCMXCIX, fill your boots.
Blocked, LMFAO what a load of shyte!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 12, 2014 18:47 Flag
LMFAO @Wise Son and his thinking that the British started the African Slave Trade!
The mud hut dwellers were enslaving and selling each other long before Christ was born!
You claim to be wise yet obviously know NOTHING about history in any form other than what feeds that chip on your shoulder!
And you wonder why people like me laugh at you?
You're full of shyte and thick as two short planks Wise Son.
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 12, 2014 18:42 Flag
Just laugh at the old fruit Altree there, DRUMMER.
It's common knowledge that 'it' allegedly has this marvellous globe-trekking lifestyle spotting wild Orungutans and chinning Lee Bowyer whilst owning various backpacker beach bars, yet 'it' has still managed to spend the best part of a decade on various Yahoo message boards/forums posting shyte 24/7 at all hours, usually ranting on about geordies and how thick they are in the process!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 12, 2014 18:35 Flag
"Wise words of advice Sweet. But you forget one thing. You act every bit as bad and often worse than those you chastise. So your message will not be heeded, as it's hollow."
LMFAO - well, that's the internet stinky growler flasher well and truly OWNED there, I couldn't have put it better myself!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 12, 2014 18:29 Flag
Yup, I distinctly remember Orangutan Dundee claiming that 'it's' white mother met 'it's' Afro-Caribbean father in a time when such things were frowned upon.
This is why the self-named 'Butch' was cosying up to his online bosom buddy the "Hissy Shoalin Monk and fully trained US Navy Seal Chwithy" so much. ;)
I think that the Yahoo ID 'it' posted that little number with ended up coming a cropper at my hands, with all of the posting history getting deleted as a result.
Shortly afterwards I nabbed 'it's' Paradise Found ID and the next thing was threats of the FBI coming to get me! LMFAO!!!
The trouble with the Orungutan fiddler is 'it' never remembers half of the tall tales 'it' posts!
Chinning Lee Bowyer is still the funniest one, right up there with owning various backpacker's beach bars!
ROTFFLMFAO at turd for brains Altree!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 10, 2014 08:18 Flag
"Oh look, 6am, get up, run to the computer holding your breath, search for me"
Nobody has to do that for you, you old fruit, we all know that you're on here 24/7 hanging onto our every single word.
You were even posting on New Year's Eve, you sad old scrote!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 10, 2014 08:10 Flag
"Well said, Kipper, you just went up a peg or two in my estimation "
Slurpy, slurpy, lick, lick, lick, nom nom nom!!!
Watch out, the orungutan fiddler has started cyber-rimming people in a last ditch desperate attempt to finally gain allies on the Man U board!
LMFAO - you're so DESPERATE for friends, that it's comedy at it's best!!!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 8, 2014 13:30 Flag
Hey Orungutan fiddler, I thought (according to you, that is) that when the Ref says it's a penalty, then it's a penalty?
LMFAO @Moanchester Uniturd getting beaten by the monkey Mackems at the Stadium of Shyte with it's pink empty seats!
...and within 1 hour 25 minutess, the geordie themed posts start by the Orungutan fiddler.
Did I touch a nerve with you yet again, you old poofter?
Where are these personalised videos on youTube from beaches on Bali then?
I'm still waiting!
LMFAO - OINK OINK!