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Re: bend the ball
Didn't Len Shackleton Go to The North Pole on an Expedition and His Ship got Trapped B...
Didn't Len Shackleton Go to The North Pole on an Expedition and His Ship got Trapped By Ice! and He had To Get Back to England on His Snow Mobile?
He was a Gutsy Fellow as If my Memory serves Me Correctly he Had to Eat Raw Sealions to Survive the Journey. -
Life is Confusing enough Without People who have Drank too Much Ale Being Referred to as P...
Life is Confusing enough Without People who have Drank too Much Ale Being Referred to as Pie-eyed!?
No Drunks I have Encounter have Had Crusty Pies for Eyes!? -
Re: Michaels Owing!
Good Point Roy and He will Take all their Budget and Then Go Wounded after a Couple Of gam...
Good Point Roy and He will Take all their Budget and Then Go Wounded after a Couple Of games Putting that Team In the Danger Zone!
That's a great Picture Roy! It makes Me Chuckle. -
Re: bend the ball
I stand Corrected Mr Fox and Can I say That is a Lovely Photograph! Many People have a Lot...
I stand Corrected Mr Fox and Can I say That is a Lovely Photograph!
Many People have a Lot of time for the Fox,But My Friend Farmer Brownski Hasn't any time For Them as Only Last Week Two of them Stole his Tractor.
But You seem like a Nice Fox Mr Fox so Please don't think I am Accusing you of Tractor Trafficking It is Just an Indication of the Times we Live In.
As far as I am Concerned its Those Shifty Looking Cows that are up to No good. -
Good Luck to You Burnley!! I was a nipper when the Clarets Were last in the First Division...
Good Luck to You Burnley!! I was a nipper when the Clarets Were last in the First Division with Frank Mclintock and Viv Anderson on the Wing!
Don't Write the Clarets Off! Remember What Alan Taylor Done in the Fa Cup Final with Jimmy Rimmer in Between the Sticks. -
Re: Whos renewed ?
Dirty Barry Smells Of Soup! And is the Spit of Augustus Gloop! He's Always Being Follo...
Dirty Barry Smells Of Soup!
And is the Spit of Augustus Gloop!
He's Always Being Followed By the Flies!
And he has Eaten all the Pies!
Not Too bright is Young Barry!
On the Shelf he'll Stay, and Never Marry!
Sad and Lonely he will Stay!
Trying to hide the Fact that he is Gay!! -
Hello My Geordie Friends It is The most Important Thing in life When things are against yo...
Hello My Geordie Friends It is The most Important Thing in life When things are against you is To keep Smiling even if you are Crying at the Same Time!
Malcolm MacDonald was a Great Striker with a Big Chest and I remember Cheering him on when He was On Superstars against Brian Jacks(That boy could Dip) and Emilyn Hughes with His Cheeky Grin and What about Peter Shilton Getting Caught In the Back of His Car Having an away Day with His Tight Perm! And if you want to Talk of King Charles Perms Look no further than King Kevin Keegan! And Picture Bobby Charlton In full Stride with a Yard of hair Trailing Behind him and Nobby Stiles Trying hard not to Smile and Display his Picket Fence Teeth! God bless them all they are the Important Signposts along my Twisted Path. -
Now that We have A Great Legend in charge of Our Team in the Guise of Mr Roy Keane I Perso...
Now that We have A Great Legend in charge of Our Team in the Guise of Mr Roy Keane I Personally think We should Change Our Nickname To something More Upstanding and Ladder Climbing!!
What about Something Like "Bus Drivers!" or Maybe "Transit Van Drivers!"
Lets Put our Heads Together and For Mr Keane make Tomorrow a Brighter Day! -
Re: bend the ball
Yes Zambezi Wilf Rostron was a Good Player and a Big part of the Team! John Barnes,Luther ...
Yes Zambezi Wilf Rostron was a Good Player and a Big part of the Team!
John Barnes,Luther Blissett,Kenny Jacket,Nigel Callaghan, Were also There with Tony Coton in goal and Playing in the Youth Squad was David James,Steve Sherwood was also There.
They were a Well Run team and Climbed from The Old 4th Division To Finishing Second in the Old First Division behind Liverpool all Under Graham Taylors Leadership.Then they believed they had a Right to be Up there with the Best and fell away back Down the Table. -
It has recently Been Accepted By Mr Ashley that his Consortium Approached Roy Keane To Tak...
It has recently Been Accepted By Mr Ashley that his Consortium Approached Roy Keane To Take over at Newcastle before Mr Shearer took the Job!
I personally would Love It if he had Taken It!
Can You Imagine the Meeting Of minds between Him and Soft Lad Joey Barton?