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- Reply to OINK OINK! Feb 25, 2014 23:48OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 26, 2014 09:17 Flag
Can you get a signal in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek?
I take it Altree didn't like the Olympiacos 2 - 0 Moanchester Ushyted scoreline, the old woofter's silence on here says it all,normally by now that silly old tit has already left Roy and J A C K about twenty messages full of shyte and mentioned geordies at least five times.
But remember Butch "if you reply, I win, if you don't reply, I win .... them's the rules!"
"After this, that ONLY works for me!"
- Reply to OINK OINK! Feb 25, 2014 23:48OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 26, 2014 00:16 Flag
Sorry J A C K, I'd have replied to you sooner mate, but I decided to go wild Orungutan spotting!
Anything to stop the laughter over Moanchester Ushyted's performance on the pitch earlier!
- OINK OINK! by OINK OINK! Feb 25, 2014 23:48 Flag
Moanchester Ushyted beaten 2-0 - ROTFFLMFAO....no wonder it's tumbleweed time on here...again!!!
And remember, Moyes is 'The Chosen One' now! LMFAO!!!
What a load of shyte Moanchester Ushyted are, shyte, just like their shyte glory boy plastic fans who always seem to go missing when their overrated team of money grabbing mercenaries gets handed their backside!
- Reply to Kel Feb 19, 2014 15:15OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 20, 2014 12:35 Flag
Looks like you've got Altree out of hiding, the old fruit is posting!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....works every single time!!!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 20, 2014 12:29 Flag
It's rapidly becoming harder to decide which one of the pair is more bonkers than the other?
They're both as crazy as a box of frogs and stupid with it.
On a plus side, they're good fun to wind up, it never takes much to get them biting!
- Reply to Kel Feb 19, 2014 15:15OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 20, 2014 12:24 Flag
"Sweet should phone the numbers I gave her until she gets to your wife, one of the Fishers from Bristol will know you."
What's this obsession with getting to people's wives all about then?
Is it because you're too scared to take a bloke on direct, so you threaten his missus instead?
You soft pr!ck!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 18, 2014 15:45 Flag
Now, I know that the Orugutan fiddler is reading this, but if he doesn't reply I WIN, and if he does, I STILL WIN!!! That's the rules of the game!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 18, 2014 15:41 Flag
£70.2 million on a new contract for Rooney, and over £35 million to be bid on Porto's Eliaquim Mangala!
Same old Moanchester Ushyted, always spending!!!
- Reply to OINK OINK! Feb 16, 2014 10:05OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 18, 2014 15:38 Flag
Just read that Moyes has been assured by Moanchester Ushyted that they will back him to the hilt financially, I take it that means Moanchester Ushyted will revert to their usual tactics and BUY SUCCESS?
Nearly £30 million spent on Fellani and nearly £40 million spent on Mata already, plus there's Rooney's new £70.2 million contract to come and a £35 million plus bid on Eliaquim Mangala on it's way, yet Moanchester Ushyted fans whinge when City, Chelsea and Arsenal splash the cash?
Why is there always this different rule for the Moanchester Ushyted d!ckheads and a different rule for everybody else when it comes to splashing the cash, as in, it's ok if Moanchester Ushyted do it but it's not fair when anyone else does it?
- OINK OINK! by OINK OINK! Feb 16, 2014 10:05 Flag
So Moanchester Ushyted are going to splash out a minimum of £70.2 million to keep Rooney at Old Toilet?
LMFAO!!! Looks like putting in transfer requests, sulking and giving the silent treatment works wonder for some footballers at the world's most fickle football club, first Rooney wrapped Fergie around his little finger (cows in a field, anyone?) and now he's went and done it to Moyes too!
You've got to give credit where credit is due to the fat, granny humping, ciggy smoking, pie munching, balding, lazy scouse fooker, he can certainly squeeze as much cash out of Moanchester Ushyted as he wants and the stupid, fickle fanbase there still chant his name and think he's marvellous!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 16, 2014 09:56 Flag
And don't forget about Google, Altree depends on this to try and appear vaguely intelligent...
...what a shame it doesn't fool anyone on here!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 11, 2014 21:29 Flag
#AskCarrick - where did his beard suddenly come from?
Perhaps Carrick has been trimming the ginger hairs off Paul Schole's horrible ginger bum and then stuck those horrible ginger hairs to his ugly mush with a splodge of Wayne Rooney's c**u**m?
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 10, 2014 00:11 Flag
You and Altree should back each other up better, you a couple of numpties that everyone rips the p!ss out of on here!
The sooner you get to grips with that one, the better!
Catch you later, you stinking haggis munching old growler!
...dismissed...HAHAHA indeed? HAHAHA you'll be biting again soon enough, it's pretty much guaranteed!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 10, 2014 00:03 Flag
What do you know about 'my area' then?
Are are you under the same stupid impression as your thicko pal Altree that I live in a grotty bedsit in geordieland?
LMFAO - if only the pair you sausage jockeys knew the truth!
Keep BITING though, it is amusing!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:49 Flag
Well you pal Altree claimed he'd heard from you and that you'd said you'd just landed in Kathmandu , so it was all bullshyte like I knew it was all along.
Thanks for that.
BITE, BITE, BITE!!!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:37 Flag
It's ok Jack, I have them both sussed for the bullshyters that they are!
There's no escape from the OINK OINK for them and their fibs!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:24 Flag
You claim you've been away on holiday but your pal Walter 'Altree' Mitty posted Feb 7, 2014 11:46
"Sweet is on holiday, last I heard they had just landed in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek."
It must have been a short trip?
What's next, backpacker beach bar holidays in Bali and Mount Rinjani?
The pair of you get as far as La-la land and your keyboards, you're a right couple of bullshyters!
- OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:21 Flag
Hey Haggis Growler, bite on this!
Walter 'Altree' Mitty Posted - Feb 7, 2014 11:46
"Sweet is on holiday, last I heard they had just landed in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek.
She could have picked an all-in package holiday in a plastic resort, like you do, but couldn't lower herself."
It's the 10th February today, so that's a very short trip is Kathmandu, you're fooling nobody, it's a load of bullshyte!
You lot keep making complete #$%$ of yourselves and I keep highlighting it, this is nearly as funny as Walter 'Altree' Mitty coming up with feeble excuses about his time zones whilst posting at all hours of New Year's Eve and then posting during a Moanchester Ushyted League Cup semi-final....
- Reply to MCMXCIX Feb 9, 2014 17:57OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:10 Flag
Moyes was celebrating like he'd just won the league, then Bent's goal sucked the jam right out of his doughnut!
Did you see all the empty seats in Old Toilet? LMFAO - so much for this legendary fanbase of theirs!
It's all hilarious stuff, watching Moanchester Ushyted going #$%$ up is the best comedy to come from the North West of England since Bernard 'Man City' Manning!
One claims 'it' has backpacking beach bar trips to Bali and Mount Rinjani so 'it' can fiddle with wild Orungutans then claims it's best online pal since Hissy Pithy, Sour Bitterness is away on holiday flashing it's Haggis growler in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek...
...yet both are still posting rubbish in here when on these amazing travels?
Your travels and holidays sound like a right load of old shyte to me, the truth of the matter is that you're both a couple of saddos, sat there 24/7 posting argumentative shyte on this Moanchester Ushyted board at every opportunity whilst claiming to have such great lives!
This forum stinks of bullshyte and it comes from this board's answer to Fred and Rose West.