Bluenose in peace.
Reference Howy0069.
This is somehing I put up on the B'Ham board. Bit o...
Bluenose in peace. Reference Howy0069. This is somehing I put up on the B'Ham board. Bit of fun. *** Busy Buzzy HowyBee Spring time is upon us again. Thoughts of a nice relaxing holiday in the promised long hot summer draws ever closer. The butterflies fluttering lazily around sweet smelling flowers. Rich green lawns freshly cut. If you listen carefully there could be the call of a shy woodpecker on a soft warm breeze. There is the constant hum of a little HowyBee busily rushing round to each and every blog on many boards across the country. Not collecting pollen to produce fresh sweet English honey....oh no....it spreads #$%$. Foul smelling #$%$. HowyBee #$%$. He spreads it far and wide. If you find yourself sitting in your garden on a hot and humid summer evening and happen to hear a buzzing sound accompanied with the rich smell of South Yorkshire #$%$, it may be a good idea to take the local red top and have a swipe at the HowyBee. One direct hit will create a very angry reaction but it easily puts it back in it's place amongst Gods lesser creatures and it will fly away with it's sting up it's own #$%$ and pester someone else.
Rail passengers travelling in and out of Birmingham New Street station on Saturday morning...
Rail passengers travelling in and out of Birmingham New Street station on Saturday morning have been told to expect delays of up to two hours because of 'signalling' problems. Network Rail have put an emergency timetable in place. Commuters are advised to call the hotline on 0845 0069 0069 or visit www.networkrail/newton_street_station.co.uk before starting their journey. Virgin Trains have laid on replacement buses between Birmingham International and Birmingham New Street. Similarly, cross-country trains are running coaches to Derby and Nuneaton. London Midland have suspended all services in and out of Birmingham. This will cause disruption to Man Utd fans travelling up to St Andrews. A Network Rail spokesman said: “Engineers are working hard to repair signalling problems affecting train services in and out of Birmingham New Street. “Delays are expected to last for the rest of the day. It has been reported a man wearing only a red and white striped top and a woolly hat with a red pompom and one matching red sock was seen 'signalling' to the trains by waving a kilt over his head. The spokesman continued "The man was heard shouting obscenities #$%$ off, it's my board #$%$ off, I want to be alone so just #$%$ off) "he was seen throwing himself at the windscreens of waiting trains screaming and shouting they should go to Newton Street in Dale End. A Police spokesman told me exclusively " This man has managed to avoid capture and was last seen running along the track towards Sandwell. "He has tied the kilt around his head Rambo style." In a new development a man matching his description was seen running on the track at Newton Road in Sandwell and causing further disruption. He was again heard shouting obscenities (no #$%$ station, I told them no #$%$ station, I wanted to catch a train you #$%$, wheres the #$%$in station) The only casualty was a female police officer who had almost caught the man, she was taken to hospital after a full frontal view and was admitted with hysterical laughter. She is not thought to be in a life threatening condition.
RE; Plastic Blade the resident Personnel Minister for the Paranoid has decided to share hi...
RE; Plastic Blade the resident Personnel Minister for the Paranoid has decided to share his thoughts........No, sorry..His opinion........no, no...sorry again....His is the Only Word on the Board... "Glad you didn't include St Andrews in that list Mr Downing Funny how you know EVERYONES name that posts isnt it? And This.......... "You wouldnt get any grief at St Andrews Zal They dont have a crew, ask any true Villain. I went to St Andrews in the seneties and was compltely underwhelmed by it. Its the first ground i'd been to where the kop end wasnt behind the goal. Typical of the oddities in Small Heath I suppose. It was either On Cattle st or St Andrews walk. When they moved to Tilton Rd I cant tell you but it wasnt when we visited in the seventies. Hardly steeped in history like us are they?????? Yep....He really know his onions.... I have saved the best for last... "Not read the various BBC books Zal??? theres a few. " FFS....why would he 'read' books by the BBC when he was actually there? ****************** When was the 'seneties? The ONLY ground to have a full length Kop. Unique. It's the only time you have seen this? Wow... Your ground Bramanal Lane? The oldest in the world....It #$%$ shows, cow shed. ****************** Plastic's Spelling mistakes... isnt wouldnt dont seneties compltly i'd wasnt (x2) theres If you put a little thought into the presentation and actually gave some factual information you might only sound a little stupid. As it is, you sound like a complete little #$%$.
