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I'm the seventh....... Excuse Howy0069. He is the blogger with no brain. A permanent &...
I'm the seventh.......
Excuse Howy0069. He is the blogger with no brain.
A permanent 'one wikkle star'.
He will always spot a black cloud on a silver lining.
Good day Blue, Welcome to the CHEF U cookery blog. Today we stick with the party theme a...
Good day Blue,
Welcome to the CHEF U cookery blog.
Today we stick with the party theme and go for the Asian Spicy Kangaroo Bar-B-Que.
I large kangaroo (make sure it's dead as they tend to fight back)
1 tablespoon sesame oil
1 tablespoon peanut oil
1/2 cup minced onion
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 teaspoon minced ginger
1/4 stick cinnamon
1/2 star anise
1/4 cup lime juice
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1/2 cup plum sauce
1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
1/4 cup water
1 teaspoon dry mustard
2 teaspoons kosher salt
200 seeded baps
8 gallons ketchup
4 tons wood
Loads of beer.
Dig a pit about 4' x 3' and 18" deep and fill with lots of wood, coal and other burnable materials and add about 2 gallons of finest premium petrol (kinder on the environment)
First place a very very large skewer through the kangaroo (mouth thro' #$%$) and hang vertically on two 'A' frames made from borrowed (stolen) scaffold bars.
After the skewered kangaroo is in place, stand back and throw lit matches into the pit until a flame can be seen.
Fan the flames if needed.
Get all the other stuff and mix in a bucket until it is thickish. (not the wood, ketchup, baps and beer)
After the fire has died down a bit, get close enough to turn the spit in a clockwise direction and splash a bit of the stuff in the bucket over the roast.
Add wood as required to keep the fire going.
Do this for 3 days until the meat is tender.
Call your mates, and start the B-B-Q party.
Open the beer.
Cheers lads and lasses.
McClabe has told 'yes man' Blackwell to cut playing staff to save money. He suggests the c...
McClabe has told 'yes man' Blackwell to cut playing staff to save money.
He suggests the club will continue to be £5M in the black if they follow his strict cost cutting regime.
What a load of #$%$. Smoke and mirrors my friends. He wants to keep the club in the black because he want to cream the profits to expand his Far Eastern and Chinese projects.
If Sheff U-L-ited buy players and have another disastrous season where would that leave him?
Out of pocket. That's where.
A glorified bricklayer running a second rate - second tier club who are in the eternal shadow of their superior illustrious neighbours.
McClabe who sold Valad for £185M.
He followed this up by earning £100M from property deals.
And Still he pulled in a £10M interest free loan he made to Sheff U-L-Ited and ordered KB to sell players.
With an incompetent mnager and a greedy self centred chairman in charge.......and the promise of more loan players again next season.....it will all end in tears.
Rangers striker Kris Boyd has held talks with Premier League club Aston Villa over a possi...
Rangers striker Kris Boyd has held talks with Premier League club Aston Villa over a possible move.
Excellent cause there Dan, It's TV for me too, will I be rooting for Villa? ooh, toug...
Excellent cause there Dan,
It's TV for me too, will I be rooting for Villa? ooh, tough one.....Anyway...... Good Luck to your lot......does a 2-1 victory sound any good? We'll have to wait and see.
Thanks for that Chas. Up came the 10 kentucky fried chicken breasts and 4 bags of fries wi...
Thanks for that Chas.
Up came the 10 kentucky fried chicken breasts and 4 bags of fries with beans and coleslaw and a gallon of pepsi.
I am contacting the Bulimia Nervosa association for disadvantaged kentucky patrons as we speak.
Hello Saints fans. Recent games between your club and mine (Birmingham) have been enthrall...
Hello Saints fans.
Recent games between your club and mine (Birmingham) have been enthralling contests.
Loads of goals and highly entertaining.
We are having a mixed season with below average crowds as fans have still not warmed to Big Ek as manager.
Your own fortunes have been mixed also.
We expect the usual tough game with both sides needing the points.
On the day, any team is as good as any other in this league.
Lmao.. With some apparent new signings coming from hotter climates it may be worth taking ...
With some apparent new signings coming from hotter climates it may be worth taking this into consideration...
Compared to axial tilt, other factors contribute little to seasonal temperature changes. The seasons are not the result of the variation in Earth’s distance to the sun because of its elliptical orbit. Orbital eccentricity can influence temperatures, but on Earth, this effect is small and is more than counteracted by other factors; research shows that the Earth as a whole is actually slightly warmer when farther from the sun. This is because the northern hemisphere has more land than the southern, and land warms more readily than sea. Mars however experiences wide temperature variations and violent dust storms every year at perihelion.
I hope this clears things up.