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Late me give ye a couple o' tips -.
Martinez to Everton
and as fer Wayne... F******Gormless.... nae sense at all. Paris? Germany.? U must be F******G joking they would nae take him...
we hold out til Chelsea stump up 35M

Well we done it!!! no squeaky bum this time and aah can smell the Brasso as they open the trophy cabinet and start shining our baubles. Mind you Brasso brings back some memories to me.. aah know a lot of guys who have never recovered from encounters with Brasso.. Back in the shipyards in Glasgae they wud come to work with it in their rucksacks and sip at it on the sly along with the meths. Desperate stuff, but aah cud never get the taste for it – it tastes awful and doesn’t half make yer breath smell and doesn’t do anything fer the teeth. Fortunately I was able to get ontae more refined stuff – but aah can’t help thinking when aah get a whiff when they open the trophy cupboards. When Josee came with Real he brought a couple o’ great bottles fer me and aah heard they cost 200 quid each.. Aah wolfed them down – mind you when aah was drinking it aah made sure that aah had a couple of bottles of 3.99 ASDA vino on hand to ‘share’ with anyone who came to join me at teh table. they were nae gonna get any of this good stuff. Aah HAPPY DAYS! Another title – IT’S IN THE BAG... Wayne tells me this is what he shouts whenever he’s shaggin one o’ these things he meets on his nights out.
By the Wayne... . Aah heard some talk of some French club coming and taking him off our hands.. if only.. the lads got nae sense at all, won’t listen... Can ye imagine him going to night classes in paris to learn the language???? On the quiet ah spoke with Davie Moyes and asked him to give us 20 million and could have him back....Aah don't think he'd take the risk............................

Couldnae believe it someone upstairs told mae they'd decided to appoint sound engineer to sort out the quietness in the stadium (on matchdays wouldya believe?)
http://news.sky.com/story/1074604/man-utd-appoint-old-trafford-sound-engineer

What a loada tripe. They're gonns pay these people 1000's of pounds to sort out the problem - I ll tell ye what it is for nothing or maybe a case or two of you know waht.. Its because the stadium if full of hangers on, corporate glory ticket holders, gravy train riders who are too busy eatin their prawn sandwiches and quaffing champagne tae be interupted using their breaths to shout on the team.. as Roy used tae say ye get nothin oot of them unless were 5 goals up - if their struggling ye canna hear a peep..
One things sure that when the noisy neighbours come across tomorrow... there'll be nothin wrong with the acoustics.. Scientific fact no. 1. Prawns don't make much noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This club – the greatest in the world, the biggest in the world, we must have at least a billion supporters from all over the world and each home game we get 75000 filling old Trafford just tae watch us.... but have a look at this page on the message board on yahoo which is supposed to be contributions from people interested in Manchester United.. what do we have? A couple a snides and fly boys who think their funny, a bitter illegal immigrant, a nancy boy who has been on a elementary English language course, a few gobshytes.... and tae top it all ther’e all led by a old aging drama queen who sez he lives in France...... aah don’t know aah #$%$ give up!!!!!

£8500 – those F*cking eufa idjeets..so what? The club pays it... aahl do the same egain in the future.

Aah had te laugh though they said aah was ‘distraught ‘ DISTRAUGHT? Ah went F*cking doolally .. all the players skipped it oot the changing room when they seen what fettle aah was in- and didn’t wanna be around when things started flying like dustbins, telephones, fire extinguishes and anything aah could get me hands on. anyway the next thing aah know is that the physio and some stewards have me pinned doon on the physio couch and the doc comes along and sticks a needle in me which make me go all groggy...... If aah was see that f*cking referee caccy again.....fancy sending my boy off for a karate kick in the chest!!!!!!!!
The Rio saga still goin on – Rios jumped the plane to Quatar just to rub it in- he’ll never play for them again... Some people starting to mouth off bad things aboot rio – he says if it goes on he’ll play the race card.
This is the greatest club in the world, a fine club and a setter of standards a the way things should be conducted...