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  • Szeles by Szeles . May 4, 2006 07:57 . Permalink . Go to topic

    Man goes to a hitman and asks him to kill his wife. Hitman: Sure, but it will be 10K Man: ...

    Man goes to a hitman and asks him to kill his wife.
    Hitman: Sure, but it will be 10K
    Man: OK, but I want to know how you are going to kill her?
    Hitman: I will use just one shot....just below her left tit
    Man: That's no #$%$ good....I want her dead, not kneecapped

  • Szeles by Szeles . Feb 4, 2006 06:05 . Permalink . Go to topic

    I don't think Viera would fit in too well (Ruud would certanly not send him Christmas card...

    I don't think Viera would fit in too well (Ruud would certanly not send him Christmas cards). Diarra was discussed quite a bit, but if Chelsea is indeed interested, his price just doubled. Gatusso I would like because he is very energetic, good passer, tackles hard and has good vision. He has also expressed his interest to play at Old Trafford before. Deco has done great things at Barca, he was also the driving force behind Portugal at the Euro's, but would they let him go? SAF could also just go for someone like Gravesen as a short term solution for 1-2 years to give the younger players time to settle into first team play. At any rate, I would like to see a guy who will put the fear of god into any midfielder or forward wondering about in the middle of the pitch with the ball. Someone who makes people cringe when they hear him coming.

  • Szeles by Szeles . Feb 7, 2006 02:43 . Permalink . Go to topic

    He has been frighteningly good this year. A lot of players would have given up already af...

    He has been frighteningly good this year. A lot of players would have given up already after what he went through. Something to be said for SAF on how he supports injured players (Saha, Ole, Ruud when he wasn't even signed yet...). Saha deserves all the credit for even making it back to the team, now he adds so much finesse up front to Rooney's strenght, pace and agression, and Ruud's killer instinct. The Blackburn and Fullham games were so much fun to watch when all three were involved (and Ronaldo too, I am happy to be fed my criticism of him back to me...).

  • You know I typically make a point of ignoring the idiots. These types of comments are low...

    You know I typically make a point of ignoring the idiots. These types of comments are lower than low. You want to talk about football, please do, you want to attack someone (whom you never met), please very kindly crawl back into the sewer you slithered out of.

  • Silvestre is going through a dip in form, I would rather see Evra start too. I like Vidic...

    Silvestre is going through a dip in form, I would rather see Evra start too. I like Vidic in the center because he is getting his conditioning up, and he is a very physical, hard tackling back. That will put Morientes, Cisse or Crouch off, as all three of them are pussies.

  • Szeles by Szeles . Mar 1, 2006 07:15 . Permalink . Go to topic

    I think Scholes looked subpar this year (and last) because Rooney often occupies the same ...

    I think Scholes looked subpar this year (and last) because Rooney often occupies the same space he used to run into to score.
    I fear he may be done anyways, so the situation might be rhetorics only. I would say first priority a defensive midfielder, the secon a creative one. I also don't like too much reliance on Saha, as he is very injury prone.
    That's why I hope that stories of this supposed fallout with RVD are crap, because I don't see Saha lasting an entire campaign.

  • Szeles by Szeles . Mar 8, 2006 03:11 . Permalink . Go to topic

    I would have to go with the 1950 - 1954 Hungarian team, check out the site and start your ...

    I would have to go with the 1950 - 1954 Hungarian team, check out the site and start your cursing!

    http://www.zoltech.net/h/arany.html

    with the addition of Detari, Nyilasi and Albert and Kiraly

    I grew up playing for their club team, on their legend.
    Sadly, that's the most recent Hungarian team I could come up with - as for Canadian team - hmmmm.

  • Szeles by Szeles . Mar 8, 2006 07:26 . Permalink

    Son of a bitch!!! Ole, Fortune and Evra hurt in the reserves game. In the words of Homer S...

    Son of a bitch!!!
    Ole, Fortune and Evra hurt in the reserves game.
    In the words of Homer Simpson: Doh!

  • Szeles by Szeles . Apr 1, 2006 01:56 . Permalink

    Granted he would have to stay for another 2-3 years. But his strike rate indicates it's e...

    Granted he would have to stay for another 2-3 years. But his strike rate indicates it's entirely possible - and if it is how do you guys feel about it?

  • Szeles by Szeles . Apr 4, 2006 05:04 . Permalink . Go to topic

    Well if Mansion fell out of the running with a 60 million bid, I am sure it will be bigger...

    Well if Mansion fell out of the running with a 60 million bid, I am sure it will be bigger than that. I think they are going to go for something with wider brand name recognition, as the Glazers will try to further popularize the team around the world. Maybe Molson LOL???.