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Posts by "oscar"

  • oscar

    total Humiliation for wanqfaster excited

    oscar by oscar . Dec 31, 2011 18:48 . Permalink

    total Humiliation for wanqfaster excited deflection time....lol....lol.....lets attempt ...

    total Humiliation for wanqfaster excited


    deflection time....lol....lol.....lets attempt to change the subject wee wanquettes....but...NO......


    total Humiliation for wanqfaster excited


    Next !!!! lol lol lol lol lol l


    bottom side beat you 3-2 hahahahahahahaha

  • oscar

    Oy keeps hearing about SAF. Wot is a SAF?

    oscar by oscar . Jan 29, 2012 19:09 . Permalink

    SAF----Skull All Fossilised SAF---Swigged A Few SAF---Silly Auld Foole SAF---Spent And For...

    SAF----Skull All Fossilised
    SAF---Swigged A Few
    SAF---Silly Auld Foole
    SAF---Spent And Forlorn
    SAF---Seriously Awful Footy
    SAF---Spent Asinine Force
    SAF--Senior Alzheimer Forgotten
    SAF---, well Oy could go on but its bloody endless. Guess Oy'll never know wot it stand for....Society of African Felatists?

    Oy need help. Does you know wot a SAF is?

  • oscar

    Re: Blip ! Blip ! Blip ! Blip !

    oscar by oscar . Feb 28, 2012 17:43 . Permalink . Go to topic

    How's baconface doing? Soon out of europa and then just the slow death of watching Cit...

    How's baconface doing? Soon out of europa and then just the slow death of watching City edging further away. How's his health , any heart attacks on the horizon?

  • oscar

    Ere's the brown envelope..................

    oscar by oscar . Mar 27, 2012 17:10 . Permalink . Go to topic

    .............must be sheer coincidence that time after time after time after time.....the ...

    .............must be sheer coincidence that time after time after time after time.....the dodgy incidents and dodgy calls in manUre's favour keep happening at old Ratford.

    Yeah , thats it ......sheer coincidence......

    ........more where that come from , michael oliver , but mums the word , Ok? .........another brown envelope next time , as long as you deliver !.....Shhhhhhhhhhhh !

  • oscar

    Re: Sir Booby Charlatan

    oscar by oscar . Oct 14, 2012 00:27 . Permalink . Go to topic

    Yessiree he's a peach. You should all line up with yer tongues out. Three cheers fer ...

    Yessiree he's a peach. You should all line up with yer tongues out.

    Three cheers fer the manqwanqs. hip hip ...errrrrr....hip hip.....errrrrr....hip hop.....hip hup.......hoop hap.

  • oscar

    Re: WHY

    oscar by oscar . Mar 5, 2012 20:53 . Permalink . Go to topic

    Ummm , dat dere Prozac , Celexa , Zoloft , Paxil , and Lexapro , cud Oy ava andfull of ea...

    Ummm , dat dere Prozac , Celexa , Zoloft , Paxil , and Lexapro , cud Oy ava andfull of each o dem , boss? And a gin and lemming? And a pint? Ta.

    You got eny mushrooms?

  • oscar

    Re: Breathalise managers at games

    oscar by oscar . Dec 31, 2012 22:41 . Permalink . Go to topic

    Wot a slimehead loudmouth arse Froggie is. wot a total disgrace , wot an embarrassment thi...

    Wot a slimehead loudmouth arse Froggie is. wot a total disgrace , wot an embarrassment this clown is.

    Retire , donkey-brain. You are a laughing stock buffoon. Someone change the temper tantrum brat's nappy.

  • oscar

    Re: ...Will you Finish Above Everton...??

    oscar by oscar . Mar 27, 2010 07:57 . Permalink . Go to topic

    2 of the 3 blueshyte yapping imbeciles ( donkey EEEYAN ...and ....seaniceprincess ) spew t...

    2 of the 3 blueshyte yapping imbeciles ( donkey EEEYAN ...and
    ....seaniceprincess ) spew their tiny clouds of poison venom
    onto the Liverpool message board. But where is the other
    member of the blueshyte brigade ( drunkenthedog ) perhaps
    she's ill? Thought these 3 girls all got their periods at the same
    time??

    Quick biology lesson:....."If you'll glance to your left , class , you
    will see the blueshyte exhibit , now look closely and you will be
    able to perceive that these tiny small-brained reptiles actually
    have no spines.....much like jellyfish." "Another well-known
    characteristic of these mud suckers is that they are in fact
    asexual hermaphrodites....which is quite handy whenever they
    go fcuk themselves." "OK , class , lets move on to the next
    exhibit."

  • oscar

    Re: Paisley Shanks......A Question 4 U

    oscar by oscar . Apr 16, 2010 09:06 . Permalink . Go to topic

    Relax Kipper , everyone knows you're a decent chap. If people want to take your messag...

    Relax Kipper , everyone knows you're a decent chap. If people want to take your messages and distort them out of shape its nowt to do with you mate. I don't reckon you have any enemies on the Liverpool board.

    Dunno about Butch......unless he's also Paisley Shanks ....but I doubt this.

    Paisley Shanks is an entirely different kettle of fish. Myself I reckon he's a fake......a manc rable rouser here only to be a rotten b@st@rd and to take constant needles at our Liverpool side. The sad thing is that he's got half the Liverpool board beleiving that he actually IS A LIVERPOOL supporter. I've never ever heard him say one positive thing about anything concerning Liverpool FC. He's a fake. And a coward.

  • oscar

    Everton is missing one primate......be on the lookout please

    oscar by oscar . Oct 13, 2011 14:21 . Permalink

    Sorry ladies and gents but as a public service announcement please read the following........

    Sorry ladies and gents but as a public service announcement please read the following.....and if you have seen the wee rascal then contact the Everton Monkey Removal people to collect their slope-headed little pal.

    Missing: One ( 1 ) rabid frantic gesticulating arm-and-leg-waving attention-seeking low-intelligence wee spider monkey. May be covered in its own feces. If confronted it will invariably throw its own droppings at anyone it considers to be its enemy. May also consume its own excrement , perhaps it hates itself. Best to not approach the wee lunatic without a cricket bat , golf club or sturdy club in hand. Simply contact the Everton Monkey Removal services personnel and they'll come net the wee cretin. Oh , Ive just been informed that this crazed half-wit primate goes by the name seanicemonkey......though it also goes by the alias Drools.

    May need to repeat this message until the removal of this little weirdo is completed. Please stand by.

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