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Like I've already said, the day you finally stop responding to my posts, I'll believe it when I see it.
Fat chance of that happening, you just can't help yourself.
"...no wonder you're lonely....hummpppphhh..."
You'd class something like that as "transference" PMSL - what's with the fart on the end? Actually, don't bothering answering, but I know you will, here fishy, fishy, fishy!
The more it irritates you, the better.
Still nothing to say about Man U's 0-1 defeat to Newcastle United?
No, you'll have nothing to say about that one, since you're not really a football fan, just an argumentative troll and message board stalker, and a really pathetic and lousy one at that!
Well... I tried to be nice but you're obviously too busy with your conference calls from Bordeaux to appreciate that....
...no wonder you're lonely....hummpppphhh...
LMFAO, there's still nothing from the Orungutan fiddler because 'it' knows I'm never going to let 'it' live down saturdays defeat at Old Toilet!
BTW I'm still waiting for these personalised videos from beaches in Bali to appear on youTube.
ROTFFLMFAO - OWNED BY A GEORDIE!
I said no one was replying to you except you answering yourself and me....cause I felt sorry for you talking to yourself so much...look at the thread...it's true...
...if you're going to be all grunting and bristly because someone spoke to you... I just won't bother in future...like all the other posters..
...although I predict Kipper Roy will come snuggling up to you before long...
...be careful...I think he has swine flu....he keeps spluttering....
"I can't help but notice that no one is replying to you piglet"
You are, and that's because you're always OWNED BY A GEORDIE!
0-1 to the Toon, 'ave that, you Man U plastic!
Of course you're Roy Fisher...Kipper Roy....or just Lenny....you're instantly recognisable because of your psychosis...
...stop spamming my inbox...
When asked their thoughts on Britain's No1 diver announcing that he is gay.....
Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time.
My job is so #$%$ unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel in the crown has got to be the #$%$ stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big #$%$ dog to work.
Every #$%$ day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single #$%$ day.
Anyway, I drive these fuktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and #$%$.
You're enjoying the banter Roy...?
...you're a little wriggly, squirmy, slimy little worm...and I bet the piglet will love you more than Mr Dodge does....
...I can't wait for them to have a fur fight over you...you little trollop...;)
I to am enjoying the banter at Man U's expense but does anyone think they will not finish at least 4th. As I have said before, 4th in this current Prem is no great shakes and simply means you are slightly better than average, which Man U are.
I can't help but notice that no one is replying to you piglet...
...except yourself and me...and I'm only replying because I feel sorry for you....:(
...piglet's new theme tune...please don't sing along...it makes him cry...
"Now no one's knocked upon my door
For a thousand years or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one man show
Just take a seat they're always free
No surprise no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role
Eddy=Lenny=Kipper Roy=Mr Fisher=Roy Fisher=Uncle Tom Cobbley and Bassets allsorts=fantasist=liar=racist=multi bigoted=internet snoopy-snooping stalker=troll's best friend=rubbish DJ=plagiarising wannabe stand up comic=psychotic narcissist=forum killing spammer...
...and those are his good points..;(