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...his "name" is Dodgeabanana....the rest are carbon copies...I'm surprised you can't see that...you're so much "in the know" about this board...but you do know....it's just that you court trolls....
...and you're Mr Roy Fisher....instantly recognisable...and what you just typed is libellous....even Dodge isn't that stupid....?.
"Making a Mockery of Manchester United.
It is an opportunity that has been in short supply over the past couple of decades, as the country’s most dominant team has bounced from one success to another, but with a new era ushering in fresh troubles, it is just too tempting for most to pass up right now.
“Be careful if you are driving past Old Trafford this week. A lot of people have been picking up three points there recently.”
Ohhhh! dear, Oh dear.......come on boys, don't be disheartened. Gives us one of your really funny Arsenal, or Arsene Wenger jokes......you know, the type you used to thrive on....'ONCE UPON A TIME'
....and my moneys on us for a 3 v 1 win. Can't be more positive or confident than that, now can we. Having said that its not beyond the realms of impossible to make it 4 v 0 to us. But maybe that's stretching it a bit....
However, they do have a bit of a 'Marx Brothers' defence and Groucho in goal, so its not inconceivable for us to knock in 5. Is it??
Always look on the bright side of life.......
Whilst I am not a fan of super rich Man City- That was an impressive win away at Bayern and after conceding an early goal and then another shortly after. To come back for a 2-3 win was indeed impressive.
It must be a very frustrating time being a Man City fan. The quality on the pitch/bench and beyond is almost second to none, yet they have fallen flat on their faces time and again in Europe and let a Man U side that didn't deserve to win the league run away with it when they should have defended their title.
OK, this proves what all M City fans know and that is they can beat anyone home or away but in terms of under achieving with what they have, M City must be the biggest culprits.
Arsenal have brought back an old player on the cheap and made one big signing, so to be away clear at the top is actually an over achievement at this stage. Chelsea are regrouping and are under achieving a little at present. Liverpool are in my opinion doing better than they should. Yes Suarez and Coutinho are great but there are many very weak areas. Everton are around where they should be with that team.
OH, forgot Spurs. Maybe Spurs can give M City a run for their money in the should do better stakes!
Anyway. Bring on Napoli.
Do you honestly believe anyone will bother reading your post? BORING!!!
I note you are writing even less about football related topics than ever (and it has ALWAYS been a RARE occurrence. And never worthwhile reading either come to think of it).
A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in season.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Geordie Bloke, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Geordie, like many Newcastle men, felt he had ample ability to satisfy any female.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Geordie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500?
Geordie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
1. "First", Geordie said, "Nee kissin’ on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "Ye can nivva tell neebody aboot this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Geordie said, "Ah want all the bairns raised as Newcastle fans."
Once again it was agreed.
4. "The eldest lad shud be named OINK OINK"
The Keeper again readily agreed.
5. "And last of all", Geordie stated, "You Gotta givvus another week to come up with the £500"
ANOTHER thread about 'they who must be ignored'!!
Hilarious, the ignorer is ignored, his commands unanswered, only his sock puppet 'fwiends' listen to him, and they're all controlled by the same hand!
...just one little question...?..
".It only makes sense if, what he says is fact"....I love your comma's...btw :).
...I know you probably can't remember writing all this stuff....you'll have had a sleep since then....
...but what "fact" are you alluding to...?
...and on the olfactory front....all I can smell is fish and bananas....:)
Oh No Mr OINK OINK !!...
...don't be so bashful....you've played your part...
...while I'm sure Mr Dodge will get "best comedy act" accolades....and Mr Fab will win "best dressed short person" of the year....cause he's short and wears pink...and wants to be Top Gun ...then again...Tom Cruise is still hanging on in there...maybe next year...?
...and Mr 99 will come second in the best chocolate advert...who could forget all that drivelling...sorry drizzling over the other anti Man U posters....he's really flaky...but not very sexy....
...I see you winning an award for "best voice over"....like in "Babe".or "Animal Farm"...on reflection...scratch "Babe"....;( but with a little make up...you could have a leading role in the next "Shrek"....not as the hero...obviously...but perhaps best supporting actor...do you do any other animal noises...?
...but what about Kipper Roy...?....he could play a mean Uriah Heap in a period drama ...ever so unctuous to the trolls....
...he could be Heathcliff to my Kathy...hmmm...?...no.....or maybe yes....Heathcliff was obsessed with Kathy....even when she left him ....even when she was so out of reach....
Why, Why, Oh Why, are The Talking Dead so keen to out Eddy???
It only makes sense if, what he says is fact. If that is the case, then the desperation to out 'Our Eddy' is well founded, and encased in a web of lies. And if I had a board, case history like an Orang ' - 'Utan, I too might also want rid of him.
Having said such, I have no reason what's so ever to wish any harm to Eddy. He has said nothing, and there is nothing posted by The Talking Dead that would make me change my mind. Eddy remains a name, and a poster, on here for good reason. Talking football: and if you remain cool Eddy, The Talking Dead will die in the #$%$. Like all things rotten, they smell 'sweet' at first.....that's to disarm people........
Good evening Gentlemen...;)
This is just what the Arsenal board needs to save it from the oblivion of the rest of the Eurosport boards...well done...
...I can't wait for Mr Dodge, Mr 99 and the "irrepressible Kipper Lenny"......sorry...that should read "newly arrived Mr Eddy"...to add their contributions....
...keep up the good work...maybe you can kill this place before Kipper does.....
...on your marks "Eddy"...? ready..?...steady...?...go for it...
Mr Roy Fisher aka Kipper Roy...the names you were best known by on this forum and others....before you went into hiding...again...
Eddy • Nov 28, 2013 20:54 Arsenal Board....“Cogito sum ergo sum. Cogito” thread...
Liar. Why am I lying? I could post your name and e-mail address from the research I have done. I won't because it would be wrong but surely you know that scraps of info such as user names can lead to a picture of a person. All I will say about the other one up himself on here is that he lives in Australia. I know the area etc but again, I won't post it…..
" I could post your name and e-mail address from the research I have done"....this is only one except from many...you've claimed to have searched for and found my name and email as recently as Nov 28th...that makes you a internet nasty...which is the truth....but you say you haven't used it....which is a lie...
....but it will make you popular with the trolls...you've always been good at that...and it's enough for me to know that all this current kack is coming from you...
....when you did it before, you tried to imply that it was Rikk...that was proved a lie...on the board you hadn't quite killed but which you thought was dead...Kipper Lenny....
...I'm sure this will go over your head Kipper Lenny...as it will with anyone with no sense of logic...and the trolls will love you anyway...that's how you killed little Crime...
...but you're either lying about being "new"....or lying about having "researched"....or lying about not having searched for a woman's details on the internet so as to abuse her on an offline...or lying about not having sent unsolicited, abusive emails to a woman you don't even know....or lying about who you are...as you did before...
...the other option is that you're lying about all of the above....you seem to have found my new email...but I doubt you found my new location...since you didn't manage to find the original...;)
...if you've got it....post it...Eddy...:)
The orangutan fiddler doesn't have bolts, only a screw or two loose!
And a dead #$%$ and trouble controlling 'it's' bowels, especially when there's a geordie around.