At Old Trafford
Scorer: Luis Alberto 56
Referee: Daniele Orsato (Italy) (Edited by Tom Pilcher)
Cardiff assistant takes bizarre press conference
Valdes blames foreign media for Barca negativity
The 1,000-metre drop beneath your feet
'I've got a six pack and no boobs now'
'This man would end Tottenham's woes'
Suarez signs record-breaking Liverpool deal
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