Eurosport - Wed, 24 Feb 09:22:00 2010
Jose Mourinho meets his former employers Chelsea for the first time since moving to Internazionale, so what better excuse to take a trip down memory lane and roll out some of the outspoken manager's most notorious quotes?
The one that kicked off the love-hate affair with the British public on his arrival at Chelsea in 2005: "I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success and those that don't. Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one."
On his new job at Stamford Bridge: "If I wanted to have an easy job...I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the UEFA Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me."
On his new boss and Chelsea's billionaire owner: "If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt."
On rivals Arsenal: "I am not concerned about how Chelsea are viewed morally. What does concern me is that we are treated in a different way to other clubs. Some clubs are treated as devils, some are treated as angels. I don't think we are so ugly that we should be seen as the devil and I don't think Arsene Wenger and David Dein are so beautiful that they should be viewed as angels."
After losing to Barcelona in the Champions League in 2005: "My history as a manager cannot be compared with Frank Rijkaard's history. He has zero trophies and I have a lot of them."
On the strain of chasing for the title in 2006: "For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football."
On Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, a jibe he later apologised for: "I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea."
On Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson: "After the game on Wednesday we were together in my office and we spoke and drank wine. Unfortunately it was a very bad bottle of wine and he was complaining, so when we go to Old Trafford for the second leg, on my birthday, I will take a beautiful bottle of Portuguese wine. "
On Chelsea's performances at the start of the 2006-07 season: "Look, we're not entertaining? I don't care; we win."
On Pietro Lo Monaco after the Catania president said he wanted to 'smack (Mourinho) in the mouth' in 2008: "As for Lo Monaco I do not know who he is. With the name Monaco I have heard of Bayern Monaco (Munich) and the Monaco GP, the Tibetan Monaco (Monk), and the Principality of Monaco. I have never heard of any others."
And finally, on new Chelsea manager and former AC Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti: "Now they say of him in England that he is Prince Charles. But I only know one Prince Charles, and that is the Prince of Wales. Ancelotti is no friend of mine."
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